Humorous Autumn Poems

Spring Time pretty flowers in my garden will start to grow,
do you see the old huge black crow.
Summer Time with lots of outdoor fun,
watch out...

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Dotty doggy duo, daily derring-do,
descending leaves decorating yard,
Beau-black as coal,
brown-eyed batty Gus,
barking brazenly, bounding,
both bonkers?
a boisterous, "You betcha!"

Kings of calamity-
canines of chaos,
squirrels scurry for sweet...

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an actor he was typecast

a soldier hit by a blast

but as of right now

he milks a sad cow

farming a dramatic past.
...

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autumn-dressed in pretty colors of red, yellow and orange
cool breezes-cover the pumpkins at night like a blanket
the sun-now has less time to play outside
autumn-is my...

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What a fun time of the year
picking apples for baked pies
playing in the falling leaves
winter is coming....

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pregnancy craving
ate too many pumpkin pies
my skin turned orange...

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How do I know,                                         ...

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This year is about to close,  
with snow on it's way.  
It is time to turn the blushing apples into,  
a warm...

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fiendlike stalkers glide on air

some in mothers wiggy hair

a strange eerie sight

this cool autumn night

our scarefest vanity fair.
...

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Non labor (relations) day September 1st, 2023 poem

Aye dream of Genie (as a lad din)
Schwenksville, Pennsylvania -
keystone state abbreviated as Pea Yay,
this stupid non huge...

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"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.” –Mark Twain


Gray strands, falling over crinkly skin
Where once was reflected...

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January…new year, new me.
Met you and now I’m happy. 
We watched the ball drop and kissed at midnight.


My February Valentine
hearts and flowers because you’re mine
as...

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Autumn and the birds left real fast,                                  Autumn's...

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With hot coffee in hand, 
I am looking out my picture window. 
I see the autumn leaves being blown off the trees, 
beautiful leaves in...

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The September days can get very hot
Turn on the air conditioner, then it's not
By late afternoon you are cold again
Turn off the air and let...

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