Funny Autumn Poems | Examples
These Funny Autumn poems are examples of Autumn poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Autumn Funny poems written by international poets.
leaf fell on the car
left an imprint of itself
today the tree fell
Yesterday was your birthday
Unfortunately, that was a busy day
However, I went to the garden
Of my heart this beautiful morning
Where I picked an invisible rose that could bring:
Happiness, joy, good humor and an early spring.
I shaved my beard and mustache to make your day
With all my heart, I wish you a happy birthday
Oh! I would like to charm you until nightfall
When the rainbow is no more in the fall
Toward another horizon, for another season
Please accept this rose, this poem, this song.
P.S. This poem is dedicated to my good friend.
Copyright © August 2025 Hébert Logerie, All rights reserved.
Hébert Logerie is the author of several collections of poetry.
Autumn with all the metaphors I can muster
The beauty of the season and it's golden luster
The raking of leaves
And cleaning of eaves
And my annual trip to the back adjuster
onyun soups a bind that ties
spousey wins pulitzer prize
recipe steeped
in onyuns weeped
so tasty it closes eyes.
in this mug chicken noodles
spousey makes whole caboodles
evry single day
chases colds away
gets me back to my doodles.
this mugs jiggy i wont lie
see it caught your peepn eye
unhitch a lip
caffeine a sip
load up man and liquefy.
this mugs cheap but full of cheer
guaranteed from year to year
unworn or tired
strangely admired
budget mojo always near.
Two weeks before Thanksgiving, I got a jolt,
I was driving my old bucket of nuts and bolts,
along the country road on a chilly autumn day,
Saw wild turkeys walking, they'd be ambling awhile,
I slowed and rolled down the window to say,
"Hey gobblers, soon it'll be Thanksgiving Day,
Run! run as fast into the woods as you can!
As soon hunters will be here, you'll be stuffed in a pan,
with sage and butter, and, may I be bold-
you'll be on china trimmed in gold!"
Their eyes got as big as fried eggs,
never saw turkeys run so fast on such spindly legs!
Deep into the timber they sure did disappear,
that Thanksgiving everyone went vegetarian-
and the turkeys had no fear. ~
Merrily, my soda hopped, skipped
…rolled merrily along,
jumping hurdles of falling leaves,
sloping t’wards steep driveway.
The bottle, fizzing, shaken up -
merrily, as I watched
it’s descent, hoping it would stop,
not hop the boundary.
My neighbor, not the sort to laugh.
Congregation of leaves
held it back, so no disaster.
Merrily I retrieved.
(Terza Rima Sonnet)
Elated illusions laugh at my reason
Creations of my mind erase dark shadows
I care I search for the joy in each season
Beauties this awesome only God can compose
His light glistens in the stars, the sun, the moon
Who floods our souls with dreams we never oppose
Life, at times, seems more like a funny cartoon
Than moments we’ve spent bringing our love to life
Time’s more crucial than a lazy afternoon
Even though we acknowledge a bit of strife
Our prayers are answered by stirrings of grace
Inspirations some don’t find until midlife
Rustling winds with dancing leaves I often face
Just when I feel like this life I can’t embrace
a farmer under a tree
remarked when stung by a bee
seems each september
rain or fair weather
we seldom seem to agree.
a local farmers cabbages
exceeded county tonnages
the judge said hey joe
you got any mo
my trucks theyre all wreckages.
dog catcher ferguson jeeves
found a new job raking leaves
since he turned eighty one
neighbors now have more fun
he's no longer spreading fleas.
at this sycamore
tree up and down the acorn
trees scampering and
~
running and hiding
nuts while dodging cars on the
streets leaving tire
~
marks across his back
dropping those nut collected
his stomach he laid
~
dead as a door nail
nuts scattered all over ground
squirrel don't need now
10/18/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021
When you live in the midst of trees,
Let me say, there’s a lot of leaves!
Leaf blowing can carry on and on and on,
As they keep on falling on the ground they fall upon
But, it’s pretty bad when you have a leaf blowing incident!
So embarrassing, hoping no-one saw the time spent,
Trying to pull a cloth belt from a long sweater, sucked up by the fan!
Into the leaf blower in hand, burning up like a frying pan!
Yes, this REALLY HAPPENED, as pieces flew out the end!
After it was all done, I laughed – it was a sight, my friend!
Heidi Sands
10/13/21