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Funny Australian Poems

These Funny Australian poems are examples of Australian poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Australian Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Australian Mind
The Australian mind is different
It's filled will happiness and joy
I'm sure there are exceptions
It must be the wide open spaces
The freedom the koala bears
(that smell...

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Categories: australian, beautiful,



Premium Member No Necking Emu
“Hi Sexy”, I said to 
The giant beaked black emu;
The next thing I recall,
Big yellow beak heading
At me, full speed ahead
And I quickly stepped back.

Stalled...

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Categories: australian, animal, bird, funny, nature,

The Australian Kiss
Have you heard of a brand new bliss
An Australian Kiss is the wonder
It's just exactly like a French kiss
Except for the fact it's "down under"...

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© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: australian, funny love, games, kiss,

Australian Tour
On my bike, fifteen gears by derailleur
I set off on my trip round Australia
But the weather was hot 
Blisters grew on my bot
So the journey...

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© John Fenn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: australian, funny

Quadruple Limerick-The Australian Dingo
I raised an Australian dingo,
no name came to mind but Ringo;
he jumped on me,
ripped my clothes daily...
it costed me plenty of money!

Only once I left...

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Categories: australian, depression, friendship, funny, love,




Book: Reflection on the Important Things