Funny Australian Poems | Examples

These Funny Australian poems are examples of Australian poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Australian Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium MemberThe Australian Mind

The Australian mind is different
It's filled will happiness and joy
I'm sure there are exceptions
It must be the wide open spaces
The freedom the koala bears
(that smell really bad BTW)
Kangaroos carrying their wee ones 
In a pouch unique to the animal kingdom 
The wide open spaces
The north is warmer than the south
Last but not least they talk funny


Premium MemberNo Necking Emu

“Hi Sexy”, I said to 
The giant beaked black emu;
The next thing I recall,
Big yellow beak heading
At me, full speed ahead
And I quickly stepped back.

Stalled claws gripped the ground;
Halting bird staring;
Obsidian eyes
Screamed in confusion;
Rejected big bird emu;

Approached slowly.
I held out seeds,
His feelings hurt;
Still, he ate them.

We remained 
Friendly and 
A few more

Seeds he
Partook;

Dined.

The Australian Kiss

Have you heard of a brand new bliss
An Australian Kiss is the wonder
It's just exactly like a French kiss
Except for the fact it's "down under"
© Pat Adams  Create an image from this poem.

Australian Tour

On my bike, fifteen gears by derailleur
I set off on my trip round Australia
But the weather was hot 
Blisters grew on my bot
So the journey became quite a failure
© John Fenn  Create an image from this poem.

Quadruple Limerick-The Australian Dingo

I raised an Australian dingo,
no name came to mind but Ringo;
he jumped on me,
ripped my clothes daily...
it costed me plenty of money!

Only once I left him alone;
good grief... my furniture was torn!
Oh, should I be mad...
or be kind instead?
I'll sleep over it for tonight!

All Ringo did was run, bark and howl,
mistaking a small cat for an owl;
They took him away
to the zoo today;
he'll whimper form his cage, not rest!

I'll take him back, lest he behaves;
his lesson he'll learn:  good manners!
Now, Ringo just stares
to earn forgiveness...
it's fun to play with him and laugh!


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