Humorous Anxiety Poems
These Humorous Anxiety poems are examples of Anxiety poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Anxiety Humorous poems written by international poets.
DoggonePoor Fido is last in the queue
For cocking his leg on the yew
He hopes the other dogs
Don’t produce poopy logs
He’s bursting to pee and then...
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anxiety, dog, humorous,
I made a good impression today April 19th, 2023I made a good impression today April 19th, 2023...
getting fitted for a new pair of dentures
at Liberty Dental in Phoenixville, Pennsylvania;
The tab picked up courtesy
Aetna...
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Categories:
9th grade, anger, anxiety,
Needle In The Eye And other Fun ThingsI disclose that I
Have regular appointments
For a needle in my eye
A thing I dread
And I'm afraid of most
Is when I see that Javelin
Getting close
It...
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Categories:
anxiety, cry, fear, fun,
Meeting Myself
if I ever meet myself
I probably wouldn't recognise me
...
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Categories:
age, anxiety, depression, introspection,
Long Live The Artistand so our hero, the artist,
forlorn as his palette,
then sat down
to reconsider his life
not long having stepped back
from his paintings
only to find all...
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anxiety, depression, inspirational, life,
Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....
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Categories:
anxiety, feelings, food, how i
Waco Diet
there was a young dude from texas
who ate twelve tacos for breakfast
he ate them with cheese
and sometimes with peas
but then got sick from the excess.
...
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Categories:
anxiety, food, for teens,
My Dog Took Me For a Walk Todaymy dog took me for a walk today
as he usually does
he knows the way
people assume that I take him out
that's not the case
he leads me...
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anxiety, dog, friend, fun,
Little Toy Brick Man for your information
I am not a little toy brick man
with U shaped hands
and interchangeable heads
but the world I live in
is...
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anxiety, humorous, imagination, introspection, life,
Falling DownThis is how I’m supposed to be,
I’m not messed up, can’t you see?!
Always compared, sick of this all,
Chitter, chatter, have to stand tall.
Constantly feeling misunderstood,
They...
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Categories:
abuse, anxiety, betrayal, humorous,
Catstop throwing baseballs
for my neighbour's cat
his swing just isn't in it
and besides, I'm a little
worried for his fragility
he, being just porcelain...
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Categories:
anxiety, baseball, cat, depression,
EddieEddie/Dad
I try to see
back before
to who Eddie once was
just barely before when
the bending began
Eddie was after all
a cute child
wide eyed
hugging kissing and...
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Categories:
angst, anxiety, child abuse,
Fretfully Aching To Feel Fit As a FiddleFretfully aching to feel fit as a fiddle
After experiencing a severe,
albeit violent near lethal bout
of irritable bowel syndrome
(yesterday night August 30th, 2023)
triggered courtesy dulcolax caplets...
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Categories:
abuse, angst, anxiety, dad,
I Wait With Bated Breath For C Cure T ClarenceI wait with bated breath for... C. Cure T. Clarence
The following crafted
approximately midway
into the administration
of forty fifth president,
whose crass, gutsy, lewd,
repulsive yawping...
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Categories:
america, anxiety, appreciation, character,
Booby Trapped Within Apartment Unit B44Booby trapped within apartment unit b44
Circa August 18th, 2021
three bajillion years ago to date,
nevertheless I count blessings,
so please do not hashtag me
as worse...
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Categories:
adventure, anxiety, confusion, divorce,