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The quest for ions

I kinda like stupid people
I fit in
But their questions doth
Amuse

No -I usually hang about McDonald’s dressed in a uniform
I call it niche cosplay

Yes sir I do know who I am speaking to
You gave me access to your information
Although you maybe someone pretending to be you

Sorry need to explain
these are my attempts to be fired from employment

Now
if you ask me again
If you ask me again it will be a different now

Do you work here?
Do you know who you are talking to?
Do you know what time it is?

Actually heard someone coming back from lunch
That they slept in

We should make the next year coming 2026
Just miss 2025 out
Could you imagine future historians trying to figure it out

Would you like to explain yourself

Well are we talking anatomically physically
Do you need a breakdown of the word yourself
I would explain but I am unsure if you could
grasp it
Here is some drawings or a ball of tin foil to play with

You are meant to start at 8

I did
I just didn’t start here

Can you email when you have finished those reports


Dear Carl

When you have finished those reports

Your Neck

Economics is a matter of interest
in the market of stagnation
lets forward laissez faire
we are not gullible

Man steps on live railway track
watch his leather hoof
wild horses conveyed
anatomically decompartized

An Albanian Aborigine

Almost all aborigines are Australian
And are apparently also Albanian
Although an amateur actor and atheist
Allegedly also an arsonist
Asked an adjacent Albanian
Are any Albanians Australian
An ardent and arrogant activist
And actually an able archivist
Abruptly answered accordingly 
All answers are always affordably
Available at advisory areas
And an agent adept at arias
Answers abruptly affirmative
And adds an adapted alternative
An anatomically accurate assessment 
And Albanian Australian attestant
An aborigine and an Australian
Aren’t actually actual Albanian



29 June 2922
Contest: Begin With A Letter
Sponsor: Angela Tune

Floating Deep

Anatomically speaking 
I would rather not let you see my brain,
yet you can imagine it the same way I imagine yours.

Poetics abound, but let’s not fall into that mind trap,
comparisons in the dark will teach us more.

Pull up a chair, be beautiful, I’m not old
In your brain, you are not young in mine. We are
sea creatures floating just under the surface
of the oily film of our affectations;
there in that saline soup
our brains swim, meet and assimilate. 
Thoughts grow feelers long enough to find 
our furthest reaches, no matter how far awareness 
submerges, surfaces, or emerges,
these sensors don’t end where the skin stops breathing.

Show me your feet, and I will show you my hands,
we will paint them with a naked green and blue dye,
then print out our dreams on the air between us.

What I wish to say is:
brains need this kind of image-making,
otherwise two luminous jellyfish such as we
will never find each other
                    in this deep dark ocean.

Personals Want Ad

Personals – (Want Ad)

Looking for a mate with a personality or two
An anatomically correct individual with stamps
Food stamps will do.  Postage would be better

Someone who comes with complimentary parts
Their own tooth brush is a must to start
The perfect candidate should have a boat

I'm looking for someone from a far away place
Belonging to this planet or the reaches of space
Preferably from the human race
(I make it a rule not to mate outside my species)
Please respond before the next tide comes in

My desert island is about to sink
I'm running out of messages and bottles
I hope you get this one before Christmas
Love and kisses

Ask for Mr. Coconut Marooned
Respond by drums if you must
Hope to hear from you soon

Snowman

Snowman stands in all his splendor
Perfectly made of three snow globes 
Proud of his coal eyes and carrot nose
Large colored marbles for mouth and smile
Hardy twigs at his side for arms
Glancing down he’s quite content
He was made anatomically correct
Classically covered by a large fig leaf

Ins and Outs Vs the Flying Saucer Pilots

I have an important message
for man's best friend
humming like rolling wheels at 90
incandescent like a hubcap overhead
listen to this you highway palm readers
the pressure in this tire
is anatomically incorrect
and at four atmospheres
ALERT!  ALERT!
all radar units report your locI and foci
on the plan-it planet,
space never got named
by causes and their waiting effects
the secret of death
is to pay no attention to it
I go with the info dear recipient
info in outfo out
if we never meet
tell them I ain't invisible
it may not be much
but it won't be enough either 
wheels for legs radio screaming
entertaining beyond abomination
we Febrilacs from planet Nu-Oc
speak our own language,
if monotony generates subtlety
it must be high resolution
because others have done so 
is not enough
in zero plastic space
the big molecule
a million moving parts
sonic on the inside freezing out
do we try to figure it out  in
here's the secret
amnesia is the root of all comedy
blame it on the invisible 
beans from outer space
and their gift 
the list of blisters

Dolls

Modern girls come anatomically correct
With diamonds in their eyes not marbles
Some come in plastic with moving parts
Made in China for a fraction of the price
Talking dolls with pull strings are cheaper
Batteries are not included with later models 
Real dolls need credit cards to have and hold
From this day forward they always say I do

Anatomically Astronam-Us

I’d orbid any suns with you,
or earths.

Together casting shadows,
Proclaiming insignificance
of light or night or day or
time.

Silently swooning weightless,
airless.

Compositions of magnificence
crashing through stars
and holes of darkness.
Big, bold balls of deafness
with graves of blazing fire.

Nautical pilots of our sky
orbiting each other.

Mobile Phone Predictive Texting Blues

I've bought a brand new mabel fern,
	expansive, I can tell you,
	when I've learned just how it words
	I'll have a go and bell you.
	It's got  five ponds of crudity
	which should last me a moth
	but just for now I'm sending taxis
	and this is the firk one off.

	I've learned to use the camilla, 
	and music files called empty trees
	which quite impressed my goon ladle
	who wished she had one of these.
	The only treble that I'm having
	is the massages I type out
	keep changing anatomically, don't know what that's about.
	I may just take it back  and give the ship assassin what for,
	and get my monkey refunded and find another store.
	Hope you and the wolf are in good hearth.

Standing On a Foot and a Knee

Executing my pace to destiny with an added pair of legs
makes it a perfect symphony
the long queue of my aspirations and visions
will translate into reality
by passing through the doors of your views.

Your focus, ideology and belief, nothing more I expect
corresponding to mine, like a lock and key
that I respect.

One can expertly execute, but two will effectively deliver
every bridge has two ends
and no coin has just one side.
Little wonder!
The body’s functionality naturalizes in pairs.
the limbs, eyes, ears and lungs;
even the mouth, nose and the brain
house anatomically paired contents.

This rounded finger-loving element
just confirms our steady Life’s movement.
My mind rings with an uproar of oceans
but not anointing that finger becomes my dreadful superstition.
Now! Let’s honour the “pair-religion” as I…
Stand on a foot and a knee, engaging you with the popular line
“Will you marry me?”

My Live Doll

I have a live doll. 
She curtsies and twirls, dances.
Farts and says excuse me through a giggle,
Poops and pees,
Is anatomically correct. 

Little blonde doll, 
I comb her hair but it is always wild,
Sometimes I’d like to carry her by it
But I never do.

My live doll
Smiles and sings songs
Has multiple sayings from her pull-string: 
I love you,
Please and thank you,
Mommy and Daddy,
F*&% or fork.
(We aren’t quite sure.)

My pretty doll,
She is fully posable 
Has multiple outfits: 
Pink dresses, blue jeans, 
Pajamas for night.
She came with a certificate.

My darling doll,
I hope the world 
doesn’t rip off your limbs 
and forget you under the bed.

Clinical

CLINICAL. 

I,m not clinical, 
anything is possible, 
  nursing is radical, 
it blows my mind. 

magical and mystical, 
references unimaginable, 
physical,majestical, 
anatomically possible, 
 must be categorical, 
we must find. 

genetically factual, 
 annalistical colorful, 
 difficult and terminal, 
phenomenally logical, 
patient and kind.

Climax

CLIMAX

A progression
Close to culmination
In rhetoric or musical passion
It is the pivotal end of a story
Perhaps, in a more sensual activity
It is the stage when partners
Reached their ultimate ecstasy
It is absurdity asking a mate, have you enjoyed?
It is a fast, a moment precision with bliss 
It is somehow a magic, in muttering words
That only God made for lovers to fulfill mutual enjoyment.
A clamor once consented in privacy
While doing no one can even disturb concentration 
As in the making the very ecstatic of all thing…
Anatomically, physically and spiritually
                The climax!

Correct Politically

I don't have a beer gut.
I have a liquid grain storage facility.
I don't get falling-down drunk.
I become horizontal accidentally.
I am not short.
I'm compact anatomically.
I don't have a hot body.
I'm not combustible physically. 
I'm not a cradle robber.
I'm prone to differential relationships generationally.
I'm not unsophisticated.
I'm challenged socially.
I'm not a bad dancer.
I'm caucasian overly.
I don't hog the blankets.
I'm unappreciative thermally.
I'm not a male chauvinist pig.
I have swine empathy.
I'm not afraid of commitment.
I'm challenged monogamously.
I'm not a diplomat.
I am correct politically.

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