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The quest for ions

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I kinda like stupid people
I fit in
But their questions doth
Amuse

No -I usually hang about McDonald’s dressed in a uniform
I call it niche cosplay

Yes sir I do know who I am speaking t...

Your Neck

...Economics is a matter of interest
in the market of stagnation
lets forward laissez faire
we are not gullible

Man steps on live railway track
watch his leather hoof
wild horses conveyed
anato...

I Am Supposed To Be a Human Being

...I had a happy childhood at first
Yeah I played with dolls to a tragic
Extent. It was a dream of some
Type of female existence.  I was
Almost to young to remember the
Two year old boy I used to b...

My Wild Brother

...I'm of God,you too are of God;
We belong to the same house under one father,
Who gave us a breath that makes us living.
My brother,of fine social morals,of the bush;
I come in peace,to clear the ...

An Albanian Aborigine

...Almost all aborigines are Australian
And are apparently also Albanian
Although an amateur actor and atheist
Allegedly also an arsonist
Asked an adjacent Albanian
Are any Albanians Australian
An...

Choices of Past Forebears

...Random chain of events
preceded occurrence re:
guarding existence of me
interminable fits and starts
concerning self destruction
inherent within one measly
self important species.

Yours trul...

Mirror - Contest

...Being born of privilege came with 
certain expectations; life was planned,
The silver spoon had been placed at 
the mouth by a single command.

Superiority was the chosen station
and vocation,
...

Floating Deep

...Anatomically speaking 
I would rather not let you see my brain,
yet you can imagine it the same way I imagine yours.

Poetics abound, but let’s not fall into that mind trap,
comparisons in the d...

Today's Weather Forecast: Severe Wind Warning

...Due to growing Nimbus clouds of oppression
an area of low pressure has been building
Rest assured, it won't lead to bouts of depression
but rumblings of thunder have now been heard,
f...

Personals Want Ad

...Personals – (Want Ad)

Looking for a mate with a personality or two
An anatomically correct individual with stamps
Food stamps will do.  Postage would be better

Someone who comes with complime...

Snowman

...Snowman stands in all his splendor
Perfectly made of three snow globes 
Proud of his coal eyes and carrot nose
Large colored marbles for mouth and smile
Hardy twigs at his side for arms
Glancing...

Attributes of Being Average

...(alternately titled one me silly more till manufactured 
from go win addle American 
non refundable private parts) 

each set of twenty three chromosomes 
the basic biological building blocks
o...

Ins and Outs Vs the Flying Saucer Pilots

...I have an important message
for man's best friend
humming like rolling wheels at 90
incandescent like a hubcap overhead
listen to this you highway palm readers
the pressure in this tire
is anat...

Dolls

...Modern girls come anatomically correct
With diamonds in their eyes not marbles
Some come in plastic with moving parts
Made in China for a fraction of the price
Talking dolls with pull strings are...

At the Footbridge - Limerick Collaboration

...At the footbridge Sue was meeting her beau
(He was married to a woman called Flo)
Sue soon found out his deception
She dismembered his ********
For his love life it was a massive blow...

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