Aloysius Poems - Poems about Aloysius

I once knew a man named Aloysius Hyperbolic as hell, superstitious He avoided black cats And ladders without slats He seemed to me frankly quite judicious ...

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Aloysius has a mistress. That shops at Tiffany's. And he grants all her wishes. Seems easier than Explain....

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Welcome! I am Captain G. Willikers. Really? Truly? That be your name. Oh no, Silly Billy, hid'n d'G all the same. O let' me guess, O let' me guess. What could d'G be.. Guess away, guess away it's your time it's your cruise but keep away, keep away for I've no interest in your clues but how will I know the truth if you're going...

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Alousius was a most auspicious bird He was also a bit daffy and wacky And constantly went awry and absurd As a bird one might say he was absolutely atrocious And his appetency of eating rotten week old berries Gave him the worst possible case of halitosis Oh How! he did anguish the blue birds next door That fell from their perches...

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TITLE : one silly truth I never knew I never knew that the truth That give birth to life hurts That promises sleeps with conditions That the repented heart Must avoid restitution That forgiveness and love Works narrowly But may never meet Love is hate But hate can't be love One silly truth Why do love likes secrets and...

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There once was a chap named Aloysius Who penned poems oh-so-gigglicious-- So sharp was his wit His readers' sides split-- Yet his fine points were just meretricious...

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I see him lounge beneath the pecan tree, nursing his alcohol as he hides from his young cousins. They want to play army men with him some more, but he has already been losing for hours. Poor boy! He thinks he is a man. Yet, with better rules, he still plays different games. Watch him as he...

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Sister Aloysius rings the bell iron-railing straight she stands habit flapping blackly her triple-bolted thin-lipped smile pursed against assault, or love, while children shuffle past their tulip heads averted from her scything gaze Jimmy from the Chinese chip shop, smiling, filing past What is so amusing? children freeze, ice-blooded in breath-held silence. "Lovely morning." Sister Aloysius unlocks her bolted lips hisses a crack-small stream of air allows a Yes...

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