Superstitions Aloysius
I once knew a man named Aloysius
Hyperbolic as hell, superstitious
He avoided black cats
And ladders without slats
He seemed to me frankly quite judicious
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Categories:
aloysius, fear, hyperbole, judgement,
Form: Limerick
Aloysius Mistress
Aloysius has a mistress.
That shops at Tiffany's.
And he grants all her wishes.
Seems easier than Explain.
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Categories:
aloysius, allusion,
Form: Free verse
Captain Gilgamesh Aloysius Willikers
Welcome! I am Captain G. Willikers.
Really? Truly? That be your name.
Oh no, Silly Billy, hid'n d'G all the same.
O let' me guess, O let' me guess.
What could d'G be..
Guess away, guess away
it's your time it's your cruise
but keep away, keep away
for I've no interest in your clues
but how will I know the truth
if you're going
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Categories:
aloysius, god, life, people,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Aloysius Wishes
Alousius was a most auspicious bird
He was also a bit daffy and wacky
And constantly went awry and absurd
As a bird one might say he was absolutely atrocious
And his appetency of eating rotten week old berries
Gave him the worst possible case of halitosis
Oh How! he did anguish the blue birds next door
That fell from their perches
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Categories:
aloysius, bird, crazy,
Form: Rhyme
One Silly Truth
TITLE : one silly truth
I never knew I never knew
that the truth
That give birth to life hurts
That promises sleeps with conditions
That the repented heart
Must avoid restitution
That forgiveness and love
Works narrowly
But may never meet
Love is hate
But hate can't be love
One silly truth
Why do love likes
secrets and
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Categories:
aloysius, anxiety,
Form: Lyric
Gigglicious Aloysius
There once was a chap named Aloysius
Who penned poems oh-so-gigglicious--
So sharp was his wit
His readers' sides split--
Yet his fine points were just meretricious
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Categories:
aloysius, humorous, poems, poets, truth,
Form: Limerick
Aloysius Bamblebee
I see him lounge beneath the pecan tree,
nursing his alcohol as he hides from his young cousins.
They want to play army men with him some more,
but he has already been losing for hours.
Poor boy! He thinks he is a man.
Yet, with better rules, he still plays different games.
Watch him as he
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Categories:
aloysius, boy, life, memory, riddle,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Aloysius Vicious
Sister Aloysius rings the bell
iron-railing straight she stands
habit flapping blackly
her triple-bolted thin-lipped smile
pursed against assault, or love,
while children shuffle past
their tulip heads averted
from her scything gaze
Jimmy from the Chinese
chip shop, smiling, filing past
What is so amusing?
children freeze, ice-blooded
in breath-held silence.
"Lovely morning."
Sister Aloysius
unlocks her bolted lips
hisses a crack-small stream of air
allows a Yes
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Categories:
aloysius, childhood, education, nostalgia,
Form: Free verse