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Affixing Poems - Poems about Affixing

Scotch Tape Sweepstakes
...Scotch Tape Sweepstakes The easy to handle sticky sided material made of a variety of materials, including cellulose acetate, polypropylene, PVC, and adhesive (alluded to in the title) appli......

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Categories: affixing, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
After the doomsday clock struck midnight
...After the doomsday clock struck midnight... a blizzard of blinding demoniacal highly radioactive fueled banshees (analogous to a bajillion barenaked ladies raging against the machine) barreled......

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Categories: affixing, absence, abuse, africa, america,
Form: Free verse



Defecation accidentally clogged
...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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Categories: affixing, adventure, analogy, angel, blessing,
Form: Free verse
Once Pawn a Time
...Once pawn a time... About four plus weeks after frazzling fiasco from friggin fraudsters white knight still mourns swindled money Lynne Costello Senior Civil Investigator (assistant to Philade......

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Categories: affixing, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Lucubrations Fuels Ebullience
...Lucubrations fuels ebullience Unsolicited, revered, and praised potential literary fete, (yes a bit hyperbolic), sans mine posted poems that perambulate such feedback, whither donning trumped ......

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Categories: affixing, 12th grade, addiction, adventure,
Form: Rhyme



Coloring Smiling Faces Donned With Faux Missing Teeth,
...Coloring smiling faces donned with faux missing teeth, and waxing poetic lip schtick adorned with moustaches Swarthy, spooky, scary carved pumpkin faces thickly materialized out of thin air a......

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Categories: affixing, 12th grade, 1st grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Sapphire Gets Promoted To Head Cook
...Her jittery tattoo jiggled as the jagged queen walked to the kitchen. To what degree are things amiss? She asked the eccentric cook. The barley beer is bitter, the chef replied. He was always ’n. ......

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Categories: affixing, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
The Joyous Partner the Microwave
...the joyous partner the microwave it has become my chef alas not quite my mother's hand but for its swiftness of foot there is no other yes i survive on the TV dinner oh dear Lord i have shown m......

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Categories: affixing, humor,
Form: Light Verse
Swing Sets and Jungle Gyms
...(or swing sets and monkey bars) A pitch perfect spring day such as today April 8th, 2022 within quaint hamlet of Schwenksville, Pennsylvania in close proximity within mind's eye to Lake Wobe......

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Categories: affixing, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Landsbyen -Into the North- An Epic Poem 103
...Two days passed without event before the ceremony to re-inter Joulupukki's parents began. Because of where it was being held, the number of elves to participate had to be limited. With the last min......

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Categories: affixing, christmas, fairy,
Form: Epic
Premium Member Bite the Bullet
...Thy future is held within my comparing eyes Affixing empathy, but the document remains so Judgement shall pass as compassion cries The future is held within my comparing eyes Forthcoming penance,......

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Categories: affixing, judgement,
Form: Triolet
An Ode To Martha Stewart
...Every month, without fail, I buy your magazine, I read it through from front to back, to see what I might glean. I'm awed at your endeavors and your accomplishments are many. You show rea......

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Categories: affixing, appreciation,
Form: Rhyme
On Reading Bertrand Russell
...On Reading Bertrand Russell -- A History of Western Philosophy copyright date 1945 Trenchant treatise purchased August 25th, 2020 at Limerick Chapel Book Sale (in Church gym) offered old lib......

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Categories: affixing, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
100 Percent Natural Psyllium Husk Delivered Solid Ecstasy
...100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy As of late - I could not but barely move mine whole body felt analogous to sluggish mollusk frequent constipation found yours truly doubled o......

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Categories: affixing, best friend, caregiving, freedom,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Political Solutions 2
... Political Solutions 2 Written: by Tom Wright 8-27-2019 Politicians seldom seek a solution, Before affixing someone with blame. Because solutions are seldom seen, By political pattie......

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Categories: affixing, political,
Form: Lyric

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