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Abner Poems

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Premium Member Kickapoo Joy Juice


That stuff we slurp up like there's no tomorrow
Is called “Kickapoo Joy Juice” a name I borrowed
From Al Capp's Li'l Abner
A strip from another era
For 43 years till Al Capp passed away to our sorrow




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Categories: abner, celebration,
Form: Limerick



The Devil Came To Aspen, Part II
...The devil didn’t hide, he strutted right out,
a smile painted on his red face.
“Why my dear sheriff, how in the world
Did you ever find my new place?”
Abner stared on, seething with hate.

“An old friend told me to find you here,”
He...Read More
Categories: abner, adventure, courage, evil, faith, horror, mythology,
Form: Cowboy
The Devil Came To Aspen, Part I
In eighteen hundred ninety-three,
back in those silver-mining days,
a figure walked into Aspen town,
and it was the devil they say,
come looking for new souls to take.

He didn’t look like you would think,
the first time he appeared.
He was dressed like any old...Read More
Categories: abner, adventure, courage, evil, faith, horror, mythology,
Form: Cowboy
AND THEIR WAS A BATTLE
It was a sore battle,
Though without Mr pistol.
'Twas between Saul and David,
Though saul's dead,but,breath yet,David.
It was so intensed,that even lion,
Gossip the ocean of blood that flow from their loin.
Abner was by war bethroted to saul's hood,
Against David they thread amongst...Read More
Categories: abner, allegory,
Form: Sonnet
AND IT CAME TO PASS
David gat himself up and wives,
And did in transportation thrive.
That the philistines had governed,
Isreal,Hebron,and all urban.
Then he entreated God for his land,
And the Lord was entreated of him.
Thousands of souls paid homage to his hand,
As his spear wrought a bloody...Read More
Categories: abner, allusion,
Form: Sonnet



Comic Book Characters-contest
Lil Abner

There was never a feature in all the world,
Like "Lil Abner" for chasing the blues,
It takes this romantic comic strip,
To really make the news!

I'm always quite excited when our
"Press" lands against the door,
To see if "Lil Abner",
Is alive and...Read More
Categories: abner, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The Early 1960s
Oh… how I miss that time! With it’s Saturday morning cartoons.
Not to mention, daily comics stolen from Papa’s newspaper, too!
Saturday was way better! With Snoopie, Little Abner, and friends.
Now I can’t find a newspaper! Or any more of those ‘News...Read More
Categories: abner, caregiving, change, childhood, heartbroken, lost, remember, sorrow,
Form: Free verse
When the Boss Says See Me
When the Boss Says, “See me”

By Elton Camp

Abner eyed the sticky note on his report with unease
In twenty years with the firm, hadn’t seen one of these

Grapevine was saying the boss had a nephew to hire
But before he could do...Read More
Categories: abner, funny, work, work,
Form: Rhyme