Abner Poems - Poems about Abner

...~ TPI ~ Abner got divorced before he married His new wife Mae found that kind of scary But she knelt at the altar Though her courage did falter "Bet 'my BIG man' is really a fa......Read the rest...

...Today is an American folk event Unraveled by traditions and etiquette Vixens ask men on a date Women hoping to find a mate Sadie Hawkins Day we celebrate......Read the rest...

...Dogpatch Daisy Mae Little Abner T. Cornpone USA Al Capp......Read the rest...

...For forty-three years Lil Abner ignored the voluptuous Daisy Mae In Al Capp’s comic strip about the good folks of Dogpatch USA I remember as a child thinking all women should look like she. And wo......Read the rest...

......Though in closing, it must be said they did not remain there for long. A damned Yankee wed to a Reb? The locals all declared it wrong. Like many others they went west, and made Colorado the......Read the rest...

......Emmet would converse with Sophie, pretend he was a normal man, while April and Abner slipped away… young infatuation was grand. And after their third time out there April and Abner were eng......Read the rest...

...After moments she shook her head, then moved over to the brick hearth, a strew cooked over glowing coals, she threw more spuds in for her part. Then came over to the main room, and sat herself......Read the rest...

......Emmet just sat down on a bench, And gratefully took his boots off, Just stretched himself out there to rest, for the moment it was enough. The woman seemed confused by this, it was clear sh......Read the rest...

...His name was Emmet Patterson, and back in 1863, he led a cavalry unit patrolling deep in Tennessee. The state was firm in Union hands, Tte Civil War in its third year, but the threat of parti......Read the rest...

...Stuff we slurp up like there's no tomorrow Is called “Kickapoo Joy Juice” a name I borrowed From Al Capp's Li'l Abner A strip from another era For 43 years till Al Capp passed away to our......Read the rest...

...I heard, a couple days ago, the Austin Armadillos spent thirty million dollars for some slugger named Peru Whose last year’s on-base-average, from the year before, had doubled from a pretty wimp......Read the rest...

...It started with a phone call on that cold October night. The deputy from Dibbly, Billy Joe - was on the line. Told me he was callin’ out the local “rescue squad” to help with finding someone who was......Read the rest...

...Abner; So beautiful like a sitting doll How sweet your smile That can go thousand miles You are a joy that one can admire Don’t let that growing desire Flush like a dying lion Be that beaut......Read the rest...

...Opening Day with a Little Delay Take me out to the ball game Of balls and strikes - bloopers and perfect games; Basket catches, ERA’S, country hardball; Foul balls, the pick off, intentiona......Read the rest...

...That stuff we slurp up like there's no tomorrow Is called “Kickapoo Joy Juice” a name I borrowed From Al Capp's Li'l Abner A strip from another era For 43 years till Al Capp passed away t......Read the rest...