Abner Poems - Poems about Abner

... ~ TPI ~ Abner got divorced before he married His new wife Mae found that kind of scary But she knelt at the altar Though her courage did falter "Bet 'my BIG man' ......Read More

...Today is an American folk event Unraveled by traditions and etiquette Vixens ask men on a date Women hoping to find a mate Sadie Hawkins Day we celebrate......Read More

...Dogpatch Daisy Mae Little Abner T. Cornpone USA Al Capp ......Read More

... For forty-three years Lil Abner ignored the voluptuous Daisy Mae In Al Capp’s comic strip about the good folks of Dogpatch USA I remember as a child thinking all women should look like she. And ......Read More

......Though in closing, it must be said they did not remain there for long. A damned Yankee wed to a Reb? The locals all declared it wrong. Like many others they went west, and made Colorado the......Read More

......Emmet would converse with Sophie, pretend he was a normal man, while April and Abner slipped away… young infatuation was grand. And after their third time out there April and Abner were eng......Read More

...After moments she shook her head, then moved over to the brick hearth, a strew cooked over glowing coals, she threw more spuds in for her part. Then came over to the main room, and sat herself......Read More

......Emmet just sat down on a bench, And gratefully took his boots off, Just stretched himself out there to rest, for the moment it was enough. The woman seemed confused by this, it was clear sh......Read More

...His name was Emmet Patterson, and back in 1863, he led a cavalry unit patrolling deep in Tennessee. The state was firm in Union hands, Tte Civil War in its third year, but the threat of parti......Read More

... Stuff we slurp up like there's no tomorrow Is called “Kickapoo Joy Juice” a name I borrowed From Al Capp's Li'l Abner A strip from another era For 43 years till Al Capp passed away ......Read More

... I heard, a couple days ago, the Austin Armadillos spent thirty million dollars for some slugger named Peru Whose last year’s on-base-average, from the year before, had doubled from a pretty wi......Read More

... It started with a phone call on that cold October night. The deputy from Dibbly, Billy Joe - was on the line. Told me he was callin’ out the local “rescue squad” to help with finding someone who......Read More

... Abner; So beautiful like a sitting doll How sweet your smile That can go thousand miles You are a joy that one can admire Don’t let that growing desire Flush like a dying lion Be that bea......Read More

...Opening Day with a Little Delay Take me out to the ball game Of balls and strikes - bloopers and perfect games; Basket catches, ERA’S, country hardball; Foul balls, the pick off, intentiona......Read More

... That stuff we slurp up like there's no tomorrow Is called “Kickapoo Joy Juice” a name I borrowed From Al Capp's Li'l Abner A strip from another era For 43 years till Al Capp passed ......Read More