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We were invited to a party; the theme was tarts and vicars
Though I better get in the part and get some skimpy knickers
Well I can’t go out in my ‘Bridget Jones’ drawers
If I give them a flash I wouldn't get any applause
So it’s off to the lingerie store to do some stopping
Won’t take my hubby or his eyes would be a popping
The shop had knickers of every colour shape and size - 
Selection was enormous, I couldn't believe my eyes
In the end I chose a beautiful lacy pink thong
It fitted so snugly what could go wrong
Back home to change then off to the party we did go
When we arrived the party was in full flow
Everyone was in character – but then I heard a ‘vicar’ swear
People started pointing could they see my skimpy underwear?
I began to feel embarrassed, feel really uncomfy
Then I discovered what the others could see
Skirt tangled in the thong - at my almost naked butt they could peek
It was time to turn on my heels and turn the other cheek!

A TOTALLY FICTITIOUS POEM 
WRITTEN ESPECIALLY FOR JUDY KONOS

Entered in Whats The Big Idea Contest - idea for  a new contest is to write about embarrassing moments - fact or fiction

17TH  May 2015

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