Gail Foster Poet Light Verse

Out of Line

Regarding the alleged naughtiness of Lord Sewel, former Deputy Speaker of the House of Lords and Chair of the Privileges and Conduct Committee...


“Order, order!” he shouted “We’re all out of line”
“I’ll see to that” quoth the whore
“And if you’re a good boy we’ll do three in a bed,
You can snort off my ti**ies and more”
Oh silly old Sewel you poor addled old fool
So clearly misguided and randy
That the question of cash and the secretive flash
Were obscured in a cloud of nose candy

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White Wolf October 7, 2016 at 10:52 PM Hahaha, what a little ripper Gail!!! I thought I'd go back and read your first entry and I wasn't disappointed at all for doing so... Thank you for the giggle... /|\

Anne-Lise Andresen July 31, 2015 at 1:39 PM - A great poem ! - With smiles and joy I welcome you to P-Soup, Gail :) - Hope you will find this poem page interesting and post many more poems in the future - Have a great experience together here with us in "the poems world" - I wish you every success - // Anne-Lise :) Gail Foster August 1, 2015 at 3:42 PM Thank you, Anne Lise. I look forward to reading your work and wish you well, Gail

Poet Destroyer A July 30, 2015 at 3:20 AM Hi Gail, A nice warm WELCOME to poetry soup. I hope you have fun with this wonderful community. You'll find many friendly poets who are ready to support and give positive feedback. I will enjoy following you and your poetry when you are ready :) We are Lucky To Have you. Enjoy Poetry Soup:) Your New Poet Friend @-> LINDA <-@ Gail Foster July 30, 2015 at 5:07 PM Thank you for your friendly message. I am new to poetry and social media and unsure of the etiquette. I will look forward to reading your work. Kind regards, Gail

Skat A July 29, 2015 at 7:20 PM Gail, this is a sweet Welcome to Poetry Soup. It will be a delight to read and become familiar with your poems in the future. As for now, I will greet you with the same smile others passed when I first joined the soup. Wishing you and your poetry the best. I hope you get to meet all the nice poets around here STARTING with me- SKAT :-) Please drop a hello and tell me a little about yourself if you wish. I would like to be your newest poetry soup "FRIEND" Hugs* SKAT Gail Foster July 30, 2015 at 5:06 PM Apologies for the repetition of the post! I'm learning... Gail Foster July 30, 2015 at 5:04 PM Hello there and cheers for the friendly welcome. This is all new to me so not sure of the etiquette. This poem just had a mixed reception at an Open Mic night! I look forward to reading your work. All the best, Gail Gail Foster July 30, 2015 at 5:02 PM Cheers for the friendly greeting. This is all new to me, this poetry lark, and social media. Not up with the etiquette yet. This poem just had a mixed reception at an Open Mic night! I look forward to reading your work x

Ian Jones July 29, 2015 at 3:52 AM Lol! How are the mighty fallen, obviously he will be leaving under a white cloud. Kind regards, Ian Gail Foster July 30, 2015 at 4:55 PM All crimes overshadowed by the sporting by an elderly gentleman of a rather ill fitting bra. Just Say No, I say! Cheers for your comment - Gail