I, the Clone

I, The Clone

     So that I would not live alone,
     My parents thought I should be a clone.
     They cloned at first two then four,
     Then they cloned just four more.
     Being the first parents in the nation 
     Practising exponential regeneration
     They tried again to double the brood
     Using methods not fully understood.
     Breeding at this prodigious rate
     I soon numbered two thousand and forty eight.
     And, allowing for those not now alive,
     Next became four thousand and sixty five.
     So I continued to expand,
     Filling up towns throughout the land,
     And, some years after the age of consent
     Held all the seats in Parliament.
     And so it’s easy now to see
     How I became my own M.P.
     When I numbered six million and forty two,
     I was army, navy and air force too.
     At ten billion three hundred and twenty eight,
     I became head of every state,
     And, depending on my point of view
     Deposed myself with war and coup.
     So by accident or by intent
     Became first global President.
     Now four trillion seven hundred and ninety three
     The only person in the world is me.

	28th Feb. 2016

      Originally drafted in the days of Dolly The Sheep.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Peck Avatar
September 5, 2022 at 9:28 AM
This is an incredible poem, Barry! All your lines are so funny. I particularly love: Being the first parents in the nation practicing exponential regeneration. Perfect! A new fractal! I love it!
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September 5, 2022 at 12:50 PM
Thank you for your comment, Ann. Good to know people are reading the older ones. // Barry
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May 3, 2019 at 6:11 PM
Hi, going back to your first post.. this is the funniest write I've read for ages... such a good poem.. A fav for me :)
Stebbings Avatar
May 4, 2019 at 12:24 PM
Thank you very much, Lewis. Nice to know it is till being read. // Barry
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January 16, 2018 at 7:04 AM
Going to your first post on soup, Barry, brilliant concept, love your skill with numbers, also the theme.
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January 16, 2018 at 9:32 AM
Thank you very much for reading, Harry. First posts are interesting, now I will look at yours. // Barry.
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July 3, 2017 at 1:23 AM
Fascinating write indeed :)
Stebbings Avatar
July 4, 2017 at 9:34 AM
Thank you, Debbie. // Barry.
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April 11, 2017 at 2:39 PM
Dear Barry, I found this quite entertaining. Very creative! I love how it reads as fact...
Stebbings Avatar
April 13, 2017 at 3:18 AM
Thank you very much, Marna. // Barry
Allison Avatar
April 7, 2017 at 6:45 AM
Sure made me giggle Barry - gee I am glad there is only one of me. I mean, just imagine all those clones writing poop poems... perish the thought! lol:-) hugs Jan xx
Stebbings Avatar
April 7, 2017 at 10:10 AM
That really would be terrible, Jan. LOL. Pleased you enjoyed it. // Barry.
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April 5, 2017 at 3:52 AM
This is so clever Barry enjoyed every line, well written, Roy. :))
Stebbings Avatar
April 5, 2017 at 9:53 AM
Thank you very much, Roy. // Barry
Johnson Avatar
April 4, 2017 at 9:54 PM
Nice story, nice flow. Nice suspense.
Stebbings Avatar
April 5, 2017 at 9:45 AM
Thank you very much, Curtis. // Barry
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April 4, 2017 at 6:20 PM
Congratulations on your lifetime membership, and congratulations on this poem and others.
Stebbings Avatar
April 5, 2017 at 9:37 AM
Thank you very much, Sunlite. Pleased you enjoyed them. // Barry
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April 4, 2017 at 3:41 PM
That it one scary prognosis of things to come and also a brilliant write. Echoes of HG Wells & George Orwell. God Bless. D.
Stebbings Avatar
April 5, 2017 at 9:30 AM
Thank you very much, Dave. I did not know I was in such good company, lol. // Barry
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April 4, 2017 at 3:20 PM
Excellent poem. This would make quite the movie!
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April 5, 2017 at 9:24 AM
Thank you very much, Gail, I had not thought about a movie but I see what you mean. // Barry
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January 15, 2017 at 6:43 AM
Decided to look up your first poem. I do not regret it. Not only is is brilliant, it also made my coffee come out of my nose because I had to laugh so loud.
Stebbings Avatar
January 15, 2017 at 7:51 AM
Thank you, Daren. Pleased you enjoyed it. // Barry
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September 22, 2016 at 8:08 AM
"BRILLIANT" LOVED IT IMMENSELY"
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September 22, 2016 at 5:08 PM
Thank you, Rick. Pleased you enjoyed it. Barry.
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June 11, 2016 at 7:56 PM
HA, ha I so so love love this, A Lots!!!!! reminds me of someone I know, he goes around my neighborhood calling himself... I the clone.
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June 12, 2016 at 1:34 PM
Thank You very much, SKAT. Pleased you enjoyed it. Barry
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April 8, 2016 at 8:01 AM
An excellent write Barry. Clones have become a hoy topic in certain You Tube circles ! Some are far fetched, and some are more a little more balanced.
Stebbings Avatar
April 8, 2016 at 4:18 PM
Thank you, Lenny. Barry
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March 5, 2016 at 12:58 PM
So poetry and geometric series do mix after all! :)
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February 28, 2016 at 10:54 AM
:D
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February 28, 2016 at 10:01 AM
Barry, Welcome to Poetry soup, I hope you enjoy the community. Here, you will find friendly poets who enjoy supporting one another. I myself, enjoy reading and commenting those who want to be read. The only time I give constructive criticism is when a poet desires it. However, if for some reason the poem is not my field I will guide you to someone who is more qualified than I. Stop by and read one of my poems if you like. My poems are not perfect, but I have a feeling you might like one. I encourage you to check out the contest page and read to receive comments. Tell me a little about your poetic skills if you like. It will be my pleasure to follow and read every poem you post from here on :) We are Lucky To Have you. Your New Poet Friend @-> LINDA <-@
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February 28, 2016 at 12:18 PM
Hi Linda, Thank you for your kind words. I have read some of yours and particularly liked The Generous Bard. I usually write humorous verse but will write more serious material. I have given readings to private groups so this is a new venture for me to try to get my material more widely read. Barry
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