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I, the Clone

I, The Clone So that I would not live alone, My parents thought I should be a clone. They cloned at first two then four, Then they cloned just four more. Being the first parents in the nation Practising exponential regeneration They tried again to double the brood Using methods not fully understood. Breeding at this prodigious rate I soon numbered two thousand and forty eight. And, allowing for those not now alive, Next became four thousand and sixty five. So I continued to expand, Filling up towns throughout the land, And, some years after the age of consent Held all the seats in Parliament. And so it’s easy now to see How I became my own M.P. When I numbered six million and forty two, I was army, navy and air force too. At ten billion three hundred and twenty eight, I became head of every state, And, depending on my point of view Deposed myself with war and coup. So by accident or by intent Became first global President. Now four trillion seven hundred and ninety three The only person in the world is me. 28th Feb. 2016 Originally drafted in the days of Dolly The Sheep.

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Date: 9/5/2022 9:28:00 AM
This is an incredible poem, Barry! All your lines are so funny. I particularly love: Being the first parents in the nation practicing exponential regeneration. Perfect! A new fractal! I love it!
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 9/5/2022 12:50:00 PM
Thank you for your comment, Ann. Good to know people are reading the older ones. // Barry
Date: 5/3/2019 6:11:00 PM
Hi, going back to your first post.. this is the funniest write I've read for ages... such a good poem.. A fav for me :)
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 5/4/2019 12:24:00 PM
Thank you very much, Lewis. Nice to know it is till being read. // Barry
Date: 1/16/2018 7:04:00 AM
Going to your first post on soup, Barry, brilliant concept, love your skill with numbers, also the theme.
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 1/16/2018 9:32:00 AM
Thank you very much for reading, Harry. First posts are interesting, now I will look at yours. // Barry.
Date: 7/3/2017 1:23:00 AM
Fascinating write indeed :)
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 7/4/2017 9:34:00 AM
Thank you, Debbie. // Barry.
Date: 4/11/2017 2:39:00 PM
Dear Barry, I found this quite entertaining. Very creative! I love how it reads as fact...
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 4/13/2017 3:18:00 AM
Thank you very much, Marna. // Barry
Date: 4/7/2017 6:45:00 AM
Sure made me giggle Barry - gee I am glad there is only one of me. I mean, just imagine all those clones writing poop poems... perish the thought! lol:-) hugs Jan xx
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 4/7/2017 10:10:00 AM
That really would be terrible, Jan. LOL. Pleased you enjoyed it. // Barry.
Date: 4/5/2017 3:52:00 AM
This is so clever Barry enjoyed every line, well written, Roy. :))
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 4/5/2017 9:53:00 AM
Thank you very much, Roy. // Barry
Date: 4/4/2017 9:54:00 PM
Nice story, nice flow. Nice suspense.
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 4/5/2017 9:45:00 AM
Thank you very much, Curtis. // Barry
Date: 4/4/2017 6:20:00 PM
Congratulations on your lifetime membership, and congratulations on this poem and others.
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 4/5/2017 9:37:00 AM
Thank you very much, Sunlite. Pleased you enjoyed them. // Barry
Date: 4/4/2017 3:41:00 PM
That it one scary prognosis of things to come and also a brilliant write. Echoes of HG Wells & George Orwell. God Bless. D.
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 4/5/2017 9:30:00 AM
Thank you very much, Dave. I did not know I was in such good company, lol. // Barry
Date: 4/4/2017 3:20:00 PM
Excellent poem. This would make quite the movie!
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 4/5/2017 9:24:00 AM
Thank you very much, Gail, I had not thought about a movie but I see what you mean. // Barry
Date: 1/15/2017 6:43:00 AM
Decided to look up your first poem. I do not regret it. Not only is is brilliant, it also made my coffee come out of my nose because I had to laugh so loud.
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 1/15/2017 7:51:00 AM
Thank you, Daren. Pleased you enjoyed it. // Barry
Date: 9/22/2016 8:08:00 AM
"BRILLIANT" LOVED IT IMMENSELY"
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 9/22/2016 5:08:00 PM
Thank you, Rick. Pleased you enjoyed it. Barry.
Date: 6/11/2016 7:56:00 PM
HA, ha I so so love love this, A Lots!!!!! reminds me of someone I know, he goes around my neighborhood calling himself... I the clone.
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 6/12/2016 1:34:00 PM
Thank You very much, SKAT. Pleased you enjoyed it. Barry
Date: 4/8/2016 8:01:00 AM
An excellent write Barry. Clones have become a hoy topic in certain You Tube circles ! Some are far fetched, and some are more a little more balanced.
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 4/8/2016 4:18:00 PM
Thank you, Lenny. Barry
Date: 3/5/2016 12:58:00 PM
So poetry and geometric series do mix after all! :)
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Date: 2/28/2016 10:54:00 AM
:D
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Date: 2/28/2016 10:01:00 AM
Barry, Welcome to Poetry soup, I hope you enjoy the community. Here, you will find friendly poets who enjoy supporting one another. I myself, enjoy reading and commenting those who want to be read. The only time I give constructive criticism is when a poet desires it. However, if for some reason the poem is not my field I will guide you to someone who is more qualified than I. Stop by and read one of my poems if you like. My poems are not perfect, but I have a feeling you might like one. I encourage you to check out the contest page and read to receive comments. Tell me a little about your poetic skills if you like. It will be my pleasure to follow and read every poem you post from here on :) We are Lucky To Have you. Your New Poet Friend @-> LINDA <-@
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Barry Stebbings
Date: 2/28/2016 12:18:00 PM
Hi Linda, Thank you for your kind words. I have read some of yours and particularly liked The Generous Bard. I usually write humorous verse but will write more serious material. I have given readings to private groups so this is a new venture for me to try to get my material more widely read. Barry

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