Contest Description
To make my winners’ list in this contest, you have to do one thing - make me actually make some kind of out-loud noise of amusement (even if it’s just a weird snort) the first time I read your poem.
All poems which do this will go straight through to the winners’ list, where I will arrange them in some sort of order of poetic virtue.
This may mean a very long or a very short winners’ list! I suspect short as it takes something totally hilarious (or weird) to produce an out-loud from me! Do you accept the challenge?!
Please read the following rules!
No prose poetry, no Christmas, and please format your poem as neutrally as possible (left aligned, not all italicised) so I don’t recognise your “handwriting”! Please format your footer as follows so I don’t recognise your footer formatting either!
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