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That Potent Urge -Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right NOW

I think no stimulus could be
as potent as the one to pee.
A feeling frequent and innate
is this - the urge to urinate.
It comes each day to everyone
at work, at play, or on the run.

It comes sometimes as home you drive,
and soon you're hoping to survive
the bursting of your inner dam
while sitting in a traffic jam.
Then down the street you drive distressed
with thighs together tightly pressed.
You wish so badly it would cease
and then you pray for sweet release.
And as you drive, you ache and ache
and curse that drink you had to take.
You want to speed, but big surprise -
a cop's behind you. Squeeze those thighs
to keep inside what wants to flow!
You do not dare to let it go.
Few impulses can so compare.
Oh, how you'd love a diaper there!

Then home at last, you do a dance.
You run while pulling down your pants.
And horror, if when once inside,
you find the bathroom occupied!
WEll, just be glad it's mountain dew
you're holding in, not number two!

Date: Feb. 27, 2010

Contest Name: Make Me Actually Lol Poetry Contest

Sponsor: Nina Parmenter

Copyright © | Year Posted 2010




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Date: 12/17/2018 6:03:00 AM
Love it. Don't ever become an astronaut.
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Date: 12/15/2018 3:35:00 PM
Oh Andrea, I can so relate - I always have to go as soon as I get home! Congratulations on your win!
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Date: 12/15/2018 1:55:00 PM
Congratulations on your win in Nina's contest, Andrea. Sending wishes for happy holidays, Carolyn
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Date: 12/15/2018 10:17:00 AM
Hahahaha, you know me too well Andrea, entering a toilet humour poem!! Did you have many to choose from? ;-) It was actually the diaper line that made me laugh! I'm SUCH a child! Congratulations!!
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Date: 12/15/2018 9:28:00 AM
so good to read this again Andrea. many congrats:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 12/15/2018 6:56:00 AM
This made me laugh out loud too, Andrea, very funny stuff. Congrats. John
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Date: 3/26/2016 10:29:00 AM
Congrats Andrea to win the top place. Love. Anisha D
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Date: 3/26/2016 3:36:00 AM
Congratulations on your win:) love your humour:)
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Date: 3/25/2016 9:15:00 PM
Hi Andrea, Very amusing and entertaining! Congrats on your latest win! Cheers, Brian
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Date: 3/25/2016 9:12:00 PM
Funny write ..love it...Congrats on your win
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Date: 3/24/2016 7:27:00 AM
Hahaha. I like the way you portray people's daily "calls", but in a humorous note.... Congrats Andrea, for your top placement in the contest!!! ;-)
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Date: 3/24/2016 12:52:00 AM
Crazily true! Congrats on your placement, Andrea!
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Date: 3/23/2016 6:21:00 PM
LoL! You are one of a kind! I really like your humor :)
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Date: 3/23/2016 5:44:00 PM
Andrea, congrats on your win!! Well deserved :)-luloo
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Date: 3/23/2016 5:07:00 PM
Great! Congrats on your well-deserved win! In those situations, you must also pray not to be overtaken by the sudden sneeze! Janice
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Date: 3/23/2016 3:13:00 PM
Well done Andrea. A socially significant summation of distracted driving. Well deserved placement.
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Date: 3/23/2016 2:46:00 PM
Do I ever know the feeling...Congratulations Andrea, funny and deserving.
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Date: 3/23/2016 2:41:00 PM
ha ha ha Andrea this is fabulous I love this wee poem:-) :-) congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/23/2016 1:41:00 PM
Extremely funny, grats on first place and thanks for making me laugh ;)
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Date: 5/26/2015 6:00:00 PM
LOL, to this one again
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Date: 1/7/2015 2:35:00 PM
i guess this is so funny because I suppose everyone can relate to this at some time or another. especially us older ones on meds. Very good job. enjoyed the laugh. Tom
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Date: 1/6/2015 10:22:00 AM
Oh yes, I remember this hilarious little classic of yours my friend! Do I gotta go too? Well, that 'Depends' (Naw, I ain't THAT old yet!) Congratulations - Tim
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Date: 1/3/2015 9:54:00 PM
Andrea, stop giving in to the bladderings of mountain dew. Thanks for the chuckle and congrats on the win.
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Date: 1/6/2015 10:24:00 AM
Funny comment John!!
Date: 1/3/2015 5:56:00 PM
LOL....love this wee bit of a poem...congrats
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Date: 1/3/2015 5:48:00 PM
Andrea, I'd write more but I feel the need to go.. Congrats on your win :)
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