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Humorous or Bawdy Limerick

Contest Judged:  9/13/2026 11:32:00 AM
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 PlacePoemTitlePoet
Contest Winner Medal 1 Nothing Flaccid or Jiggly Lin Lane
Contest Winner Medal 1 Ride em cowboy - bawdy warning Jan Allison
Contest Winner Medal 1 Hole in One Pascal Borg
Contest Winner Medal 1 Trevor's Embarrassment Tom Cunningham
Contest Winner Medal 2 Not a Lie Valsa George
Contest Winner Medal 2 A Humorous Limerick Takes The Stage Paula Goldsmith
Contest Winner Medal 2 AI Oversell: My new washing machine Sushmita Chatterjee
Contest Winner Medal 2 The Laird of the Loch George Seal
Contest Winner Medal 2 Line Dancing Eve Roper
Contest Winner Medal 2 Dumb Claire Andrea Dietrich
Contest Winner Medal 2 What the Duck?! Margarita Lillico
Contest Winner Medal 2 A Very Old . . . Constance La France
Contest Winner Medal 2 PIE David Drowley
Contest Winner Medal 3 Who's Snoring? Nette Onclaud
Contest Winner Medal 3 Speedy Janice Canerdy
Contest Winner Medal 3 Lass From Torbay Jim Healey
Contest Winner Medal 3 Strolling on the Beach Krishnanand Guptar
Contest Winner Medal 3 Our Dog Sotto Poet
Contest Winner Medal 3 a scotsman called jock Markus Jay
Contest Winner Medal 3 Dora Alison A Smith nee Howarth
Contest Winner Medal 3 Tattoo From Kalamazoo Robert L. Hinshaw
Contest Winner Medal 3 Sweet Charlie Cat! Sandra Haight
Contest Winner Medal 3 Funny Jack Zohra Jabeen

Contest Description

What to Submit?

1. One new limerick, funny, bawdy or humorous. Please try to keep them PG-13.

2. Exact syllable counts on lines 1, 2 & 5 and rhymes ( not to exceed 10 syllables).

3. Exact syllable counts on lines 3 & 4 and rhymes ( not to exceed 7 syllables). Please use howmanysyllables or PS syllable counter.

4. Please follow how to write a limerick, see below.

Limerick poems should have five lines with the rhythm AABBA, which is a pattern that determines the lines of the rhyme. A given letter of the alphabet represents the rhyming sound, the rhyme scheme begins with the letter A and uses a new letter for each ending sound. The form AABA indicates that the first and second and the fifth line should rhyme with each other. The third and the fourth line, on the other hand, form another pair of a rhyme scheme.

 da DUM da da DUM da da DUM   7-10 syllables   A  Line 1
da DUM da da DUM da da DUM   7-10 syllables   A  Line 2
da DUM da da DUM                       5-7 syllables    B   Line 3
da DUM da da DUM                       5-7 syllables    B   Line 4
da DUM da da DUM da da DUM    7-10 syllables  A   Line 5

Prizes

There will be multiple placements.  Poems written before 8/29/26 will not be considered for placement.

You may add pics, illustrations but remember, I cannot seem them when judging. No AI or plagiarism.

 

Preparing Your Entry

Submit one copy of your poem online. Format your poem. Please make your entry easy to read — no illustrations or fancy fonts. 

English Language

Poems should be in English. Poems translated from other languages are not eligible, unless you wrote both the original poem and the translation.

A Note to Poetry Contestants

You are welcome to enter this contest, whether or not you won a prize in one of my previous contests.

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