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Tania's Limerick Contest ~ August 30, 2026

Nothing Flaccid or Jiggly

This Limerick contains no dirt or smut
No pontification of breasts or butt
Just tryin' to keep it clean
Nothing bawdy ~ quite pristine
No flaccid male parts, not one jiggly nut

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David Drowley

September 15, 2026 at 7:55 PM

Lin, Congratulations on your win! Very clever.

Lin Lane

September 16, 2026 at 6:20 AM

I appreciate the comment. Thanks, David.

Sam Kauffman

September 15, 2026 at 12:19 PM

Pretty funny, Lin! Congratulations! Blessings!

Lin Lane

September 16, 2026 at 6:20 AM

Thanks ever so much, Sam.

Andrea Dietrich

September 13, 2026 at 9:45 PM

Good giggles on this one! Congrats, Lin

Lin Lane

September 16, 2026 at 6:19 AM

Thanks a lot, Andrea.

Pascal Borg

September 13, 2026 at 2:36 PM

Bawdy it is not, unless you have an imagination. Loughed my head off Lin, you ingenious genius! Congrats on your top win, Lin. Well deserved.

Lin Lane

September 16, 2026 at 6:19 AM

Imagination is usually a useful tool. Thanks very much.

Jim Healey

September 13, 2026 at 1:34 PM

No dirt or smut in a limerick? There are some who will ask…what’s the point?!!! Great work, Lin. Congratulations.

Lin Lane

September 16, 2026 at 6:18 AM

Thanks so much, Jim. You got my point exactly right!

Tania Kitchin

September 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM

Lin, this is so creative and funny. Congratulations on your first place win. 🏆

Lin Lane

September 13, 2026 at 1:03 PM

😊 thanks, Tania. Trying to not be bawdy by being bawdy was a fun!

Jan Allison

August 31, 2026 at 2:29 PM

absolutely hilarious Lin - wish I had written this gem xx hugs Jan x

Lin Lane

August 31, 2026 at 3:02 PM

Haha Jan. I think you might’ve been tempted to give more detail. Thanks, Chick. I loved your entry! 🤩

Ink Empress

August 31, 2026 at 5:24 AM

Lolol I always knew you were fluent in all dialects of life! Such as sarcasm! 😂 such a witty one! Well I once read a poem with parts of the body revealed in a way that made me sick 🤧 I closed my eyes and wandered to a place where there were no jiggly or stiffened 🌵 ...😂 😱 🥱 I am in so much pain today and just wat i need! Mysterious Limerick with multiple layers of wittiness! Your creative intelligence is beyond me! I can never write a limerick effortlessly Sendin you light always! BOL

Lin Lane

August 31, 2026 at 5:29 AM

You can write anything you set your mind to challenge and you would do it. Thank you for liking my Limmie. Always wishing I didn’t have to stop at just one. 🥹

CayCay Godwin

August 30, 2026 at 3:02 PM

No, absolutely nothing lewd at all, no body parts, nothing about how they may or may not perform or perhaps move. PG here, all the way. Fun one. I enjoyed very much. Are they reading Jan's book? CayCay

Lin Lane

August 30, 2026 at 3:07 PM

Sometimes I have flashbacks from editing Jan's books. HAHA CayCay. I'm glad you approve of my PG Limerick... probably the only clean one I'll ever write!

Tom Cunningham

August 30, 2026 at 7:59 AM

Who said limerick's can't be clean lol 😂. This is genius Lin. Good luck in the contest ☘️ Tom🌹

Lin Lane

August 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM

It's clean as a whistle! Thanks a lot, Tom.🌹

Dorothy Gibbons

August 30, 2026 at 7:13 AM

Fantastic funny limerick u genius miss America 🇺🇸 the picture had me in hysterics awesome I applaud your brilliance 👏 I love ur sense of humour too 👏 like mine. Laughter sure got me through some crappy times it's best meds 😂🌹💋🫂

Lin Lane

August 30, 2026 at 3:05 PM

Thanks a big bunch, Dorothy. I saw what Tania asked for when it came to being bawdy.

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