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Vince Suzadail Jr.
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    Oldest of five brothers, I was the one who got away with everything. Spent thirty years as a Navy Reservist. People say I'm a little crazy. Thank God, normal people lead mundane lives. My greatest love is kids and I spend weekends working with abused kids with psychiatric problems almost always created by adult animals. I like music, mostly country and early rock. Married for forty years (my wife will be given the Medal of Honor) and have four kids, a 36 and 35 year old and two 23 year olds. The twins are a boy and girl. Including me, my wife has five. Got 5 grand kids. I'm big on amusement parks and would work for Mickey and Donald any day. I've seen a lot of the world (14 countries) and definitely miss the travelling with the Navy. I'm a firm believer in the power of prayer. I love this planet, so I'm going to stay awhile. I do believe war could be a necessity only in defense of your country and not as an excuse to prospect for oil. I believe that if there is any honesty or integrity in Washington, the guy is in the wrong city. People I most admire include Jimmy Carter, JFK and Billly Graham. I'm pro-life and anti- political correctness. I think the problem with political jokes is that most of them get elected.

Fun in the check out line

Blog Posted by Vince Suzadail Jr.: 9/2/2012 10:08:00 PM
At Wal-Mart buying a bag of Purina dog chow for my dog, while in the check-out line a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog chow, RIGHT ???So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intensive care with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a car hit me. (I copied this from a friend who also copied it. I don't know the original author)


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Date: 9/3/2012 4:19:00 PM
You had me cracking up with this one Vince. Why do people ask stupid questions and do they not think before they open their mouth. love phyl
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Date: 9/3/2012 3:08:00 PM
one for the books, vince!... heelarious!..:) huggs
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Date: 9/3/2012 9:55:00 AM
Hahaha! Funny story.
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Date: 9/3/2012 9:10:00 AM
Sounds like something my hubby would say... he's very creative and loves to shock people with crazy stories... Fun but satisfying.
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Date: 9/3/2012 9:10:00 AM
oh good grief,I thought YOU actually had said this at Walmart. I think only a very audacious person could follow through with a story like this one. I wish I could be like that!!!
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Date: 9/3/2012 12:21:00 AM
Thanks that's set my morning up for the day . love it xx
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Date: 9/2/2012 11:51:00 PM
I thought this actually happened to you, Vince! LOL...hilarious. Thanks for sharing. :))
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