Faulty Coffins

Ya know? I was just watching tv and the commercials were about some kind of recall or something and then about another faulty product. One of those “if you used this product and got sick or died, call this number”
So I got to thinking. I have never heard of a recall on faulty caskets. I mean; how would one know if a casket they bought for their loved one was faulty or leaky? You’d have to dig em back up and check periodically?
And… have you priced those suckers? They’re awful proud of em. Therefore; when I die I want a clause in my funeral deal to where they have to dig me up every 5 years or so, to check the casket for leaks and stuff. Ya know? I want a warrantee on that box. 
Oh I dunno maybe I think too much. Did this just get weird?

Faulty Coffins. If I ever start a rock band that will be our name!!

here they are folks the Faulty Coffins. I do think too much, and yeah this did just get weird.