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Jeff Kyser is a retired software developer who lives with his wife Frances right ‘round the bend in rural Lacey’s Spring, Alabama. A late comer to the world of poetry, he has been writing contemplative and whimsical pieces on family, on redemption, and on faith for the last several years. His eight grandchildren are the source for much of his inspiration, fueling a desire to spur their imagination and to share his life’s journey with them.

Dear "Mother"

Blog Posted:4/22/2022 6:40:00 AM

We've had this little chat before. There you go, blaming Adam again. Do you really think I don't know your part in the apple incident? Did you really think I didn't hear you and the snake conspiring to drive them out of the garden so they could see how great you are? And I see you're still trying to set yourself up as some kind of pagan god, like you did that or something. You may want to revisit what "groaning" means... We've worked to set you free from the bondage of corruption as well, my child.

That's alright, makeover's coming...


(all in fun, of course - playing with John's personified mother nature blog entry)


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Date: 4/22/2022 2:54:00 PM
Hey, He trusted you guys to tend and keep the garden....i just run the boarding house....MOM
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Date: 4/22/2022 1:20:00 PM
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