Being a member of the backward and stupid
Gun toting, uninformed part of society
Who enjoys watching fast cars that always turn left
That opposes my country being invaded
I have recently been informed that I’m “bitter”
That I “cling” to these things out my “frustration”
My government isn’t serving me properly
I’m this insane, because I’m not being cared for
If I’d just listen to an elitist leftist
I would be right as rain and all would be okay
Just hand over the guns, money, and my freedom
Let the ones who know better decide what is best
I feel much better, now that I’ve been diagnosed
© Copyrights G. Jones 2008