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Andrea & Jan

Blog Posted by Craig Cornish: 4/14/2019 2:53:00 PM

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Date: 4/27/2019 5:37:00 PM
I love both Andrea and Jan. And what's wrong with a little risque innuendo now and then? After all, what's the point of poetry if you can't have fun?
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Date: 4/17/2019 12:41:00 AM
'Tis "of the body", yes? How can one "go" wrong? All you need now is the vinegar. ;-) (Love the 'ku)
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Date: 4/16/2019 6:01:00 PM
A long time ago, I started a clerihew project with a poet named Gwen (do you remember her, Craig?) She left and I lost my motivation. It was to be an anthology that showcased many different kinds of famous people , to be used by teachers to introduce interesting characters from history in a fun way (but we needed an illustrator) . Maybe one day I can regain motivation to try this. I have collected many of the best clerihews here at Soup (just need poets' permission to publish them in an anthology). Does that idea interest anyone here? I think Line is creating a book as well, but using poems of her last year contest winners. Would love to see stuff like this happen around here!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/18/2019 7:56:00 PM
HA. I was being as silly as SOS, that's why.
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Craig Cornish
Date: 4/18/2019 7:17:00 PM
ooops, I was the clueless on that one!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/18/2019 4:27:00 PM
craig, I got his joke. That is why I replied, not whose clara, but Clara whose (clerihews) thanks for reminding me of Gwen's last name. I had forgotten it!
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Craig Cornish
Date: 4/18/2019 12:59:00 PM
Twomas is being flip AD (get it, Cleri - hews) --- and yes, of course I recall Gwendolen Rix - she's from down under, a fine poet and beautiful lady.
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/16/2019 11:04:00 PM
no who's clara; clara whose.
Date: 4/16/2019 5:52:00 PM
Hey, Cwaig, I'm Baaaack!!! But no time to spend here really. I liked your kooky KU. I wrote a pee in the snow haiku last year too!! I DO want you to know that I am able to appreciate serious poetry as well. Agnes' book of thoughtful free verse, for example, was a recent delicious read for me. There is a time and place for all sorts of poetry. I loved hearing mine in the mouth of Jamie Bower! A woman in the audience called the movie eye candy for the director's gorgeous filming and also a poetic treat. She was such a sweet lady to say that to me! (the best eye candy was Jamie!) I enjoy creating and reading thoughtful poetry. Hope you realize that. I am just not good with puzzling things!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/18/2019 4:33:00 PM
thanks, Craig. Now back to reality!
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Craig Cornish
Date: 4/18/2019 1:01:00 PM
Very special, I agree!
Date: 4/15/2019 4:34:00 PM
The beauty of Craig's blog~Is how his ink has thought~Giving bark to a log~The roots of his tree says a lot
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Connie Pachecho
Date: 4/17/2019 8:59:00 PM
@huh. Agreed that without wisdom there's a nakedness, emptiness. With Craig's wisdom he can have an effect on a log (euphemism for those challenged) for the better. Hence the term putting bark on a log.
Date: 4/15/2019 3:15:00 PM
Whatever makes people happy. All for it!
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Date: 4/15/2019 5:08:00 AM
Awesome blog Craig, like you Haiku and I agree that Jan and Andrea bring joy to PS with their poems and support!
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 4/16/2019 6:14:00 PM
Your welcome Andrea, it's people like you and Jan who keep me on PS! Your welcome as well for the pirate contest. It was fun!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/16/2019 6:11:00 PM
oh and since your blog is turned off, just want to say thanks for the pirate contest!
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Andrea Dietrich
Date: 4/16/2019 6:03:00 PM
Thanks for that sweet comment about me and Jan.
Date: 4/14/2019 3:24:00 PM
Part 3 At the end of the day there is a place on soup for all styles and forms poetry but I think we need more humour in our lives and I intend to pen the poop as long as I can hold a pen but I may give your fun haiku form a go too - why not make it your next contest theme:-) hugs jan xx
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Jan Allison
Date: 4/16/2019 1:31:00 PM
I'll drop straight over janece i am not as active as i was i am going to get my silly poems into a book its been something i said id do when i left work in 2016 now the time is right:-) Hugs Jan xx
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Jan Terry
Date: 4/16/2019 11:22:00 AM
Jan, I just posted a poem that was inspired by your humor. Please take a read and let me know if I've hit the mark of your high standards for puns and humor. You may also sing it to the the tune of "House of the Rising Sun". A little something for everyone. LOL Hugs, the other Jan.
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Craig Cornish
Date: 4/14/2019 4:01:00 PM
Too much fun Dear Jan!
Date: 4/14/2019 3:24:00 PM
part 2 I had intended to take an extended break from soup to focus on writing and editing but its because of requests from souper friends saying how they miss my humour that I am back posting the odd witty ditty:-)
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Jan Allison
Date: 4/14/2019 5:13:00 PM
I intend to Craig and nothing or no one is going to stop me:-) hugs jan xx
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Craig Cornish
Date: 4/14/2019 4:02:00 PM
Jan, there is nothing that pisses funkillers off more that peoples having fun---geterdun
Date: 4/14/2019 3:23:00 PM
what a hilarious haiku Craig! thanks for posting that gem, as you know I am going to focus on a fun book of my silly poems, they may be on the poopy side but from all the comments and mails I get I know how they make folk smile and forget their troubles for a while.
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