Zeke Poems - Poems about Zeke

...She wrote down “Erin go Braugh or go home It was the beginning of her St Paddy’s day poem A couple of eejits were staring at her now Her corn beef and cabbage was fully a wow! She took another ......Read the rest...

...Midge the Mouse could tell that her date was not into her He was busy slurping down all the butter off their popcorn She wondered why did he invite me, the sneaky little cur. Because my Uncle Zeke......Read the rest...

...Mr. Cheetah’s wife was yelling “Give him a ticket! Give him a ticket!” He outraced two pickup trucks and an antelope down in the thicket. The highway patrolman was on the chase immediately, ready t......Read the rest...

...Crunchy the Christmas panda sat on the limb and sighed. He only wanted one thing – a December hay ride. He watched many skaters swirl and glide. A bird perched for a bit on the twig’s other side. ......Read the rest...

...I have a fabulous dresser, an antique made out of gorgeous wood of teak It is totally Victorian, and yet somehow sleek Found a long time ago at a home beside a creek Its interior drawers are sh......Read the rest...

...A terrifying sheeted ghost came by and we pretended to be scared. It was probably Wilbur, and he liked to think that we cared. Next was a headless kid carrying a bloody head. That’s got to be Zeke......Read the rest...

...My friend Ezekiel's a Southern polygamist hippie When he hits the bottle Zeke gets a tad tippy Can't recall all his wives' names Each one reminds him of 'Mary Jane' So, here's how Zeke ......Read the rest...

...I have had my bourbon, and I have to admit I feel feathery fine, refreshed, amazingly fit! I am ready to tell you a story that will knock you out Come sit closer, and I will share what I am about…......Read the rest...

...My muse went on vacation to the Eiffel Tower and more. My private detectives snapped her photo in a Bolivia convenience store. She travelled by alligator, flea, train, jet, and finally mountain goa......Read the rest...

...Disarray? Me? My house? My family? Thank you! Yes, we certainly have earned the title, the crown and the sash. You apparently were let in by one of the carpet chewers? The watch dog is pretty muc......Read the rest...

...There was a brownie name of Zeke Who lived big and large beside a creek Rumors said he was a lecherous freak They came quickly, more like a flow than a leak. The truth I steadily decided to try......Read the rest...

...Once upon a mountaintop a she-monster named Mazy was searching for a man. She wanted a young, honest alien man. Not a nutty old tooth-jagged Monster like Bill or Dan. We were horrified. Inner......Read the rest...

...Snip-snaw lambasted me today. Misunderstood initially, Practically undiscovered Until I remembered the stories of Some others. Zeke and Sam’s horrible, vivid scary Stories of unkind deeds t......Read the rest...

...Thomas was walking through his favorite part of the forest, where the overturned giant oak tree has been a sitting spot for him since childhood, the part of the forest that is lit a little bit tha......Read the rest...

..."In this place you will not find God and Jesus will not save, It's the hotel for the fools and ghouls who went too far in their day. Mack sits in the flames his feelings have all gone and Tony re......Read the rest...