Best Zeke Poems

Public transpo buses are a poor man's taxicab,
but you can't hail a ride when you need one
You must sit and wait on a wooden street slab
Buses are municipal elephants
that move on asphalt trails
If one arrives on schedule, then all is well
Drop the money into the...

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When wicked Zeke heard the train bell

Along the track, he tripped and fell

Some cheek and a winning way

Said "Just visiting today!"

On seeing open Gates of Hell...

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Zeke and His Old Lady Ride Again

By Elton Camp

Men trembled when Zeke appeared
In his black leather jacket and beard

When he and his gang rode into town,
Why, even the sheriff would back down

His defiant look and motorcycle roar
Portended what might well be in store

It was Lou...

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My friend Ezekiel's
  a Southern polygamist hippie
When he hits the bottle
  Zeke gets a tad tippy

Can't recall all his wives' names
  Each one reminds him of 'Mary Jane'
So, here's how Zeke counts 'em
  Mighty proud, loud and plain ~

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