My Friend Zeke Gets a Tad Tippy
My friend Ezekiel's
a Southern polygamist hippie
When he hits the bottle
Zeke gets a tad tippy
Can't recall all his wives' names
Each one reminds him of 'Mary Jane'
So, here's how Zeke counts 'em
Mighty proud, loud and plain ~
One Missus Hippie
Two Missus Hippie
Hic! Four Missus Hippie
Five Missus Hippie...
~ Hey, Zeke, you missed one!...
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Revised and Expanded from a 'Speed Joke'
heard a couple of weeks ago on WGN-AM
Radio 720, Chicago, IL
Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2021
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