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My Friend Zeke Gets a Tad Tippy

My friend Ezekiel's
  a Southern polygamist hippie
When he hits the bottle
  Zeke gets a tad tippy

Can't recall all his wives' names
  Each one reminds him of 'Mary Jane'
So, here's how Zeke counts 'em
  Mighty proud, loud and plain ~

         One Missus Hippie
         Two Missus Hippie
 Hic!  Four Missus Hippie
         Five Missus Hippie...

 
 ~ Hey, Zeke, you missed one!...



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Revised and Expanded from a 'Speed Joke'
heard a couple of weeks ago on WGN-AM
Radio 720, Chicago, IL

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2021

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 8/16/2021 12:03:00 PM I am not a drinker and I had to read it twice to understand it; I hate math so hard, the second I saw numbers I shut my brain down. Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 8/12/2021 10:20:00 PM Hello Gershon ... I think your hippie might be married to the contents of the bottle Gershon - Lindsay Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 8/13/2021 12:12:00 AM Tippecanoe or Tyler too... Hicco!ugh-Canoes and Hippies too! Oh, I'll figure it out someday.

L Milton Hankins Date: 8/12/2021 10:00:00 AM F u n n y!!! Ol' Zeke lives a fantasy, but me suspects it's a nightmare! Login to Reply

Kenneth Cheney Date: 8/12/2021 9:38:00 AM Hilariously silly old Zeke counting his Missus Hippies. Very funny. Login to Reply