My Friend Zeke Gets a Tad Tippy

My friend Ezekiel's a Southern polygamist hippie When he hits the bottle Zeke gets a tad tippy Can't recall all his wives' names Each one reminds him of 'Mary Jane' So, here's how Zeke counts 'em Mighty proud, loud and plain ~ One Missus Hippie Two Missus Hippie Hic! Four Missus Hippie Five Missus Hippie... ~ Hey, Zeke, you missed one!... __________________________________ Revised and Expanded from a 'Speed Joke' heard a couple of weeks ago on WGN-AM Radio 720, Chicago, IL