Zante Poems - Poems about Zante

... On holiday whilst in South Zante My uncle is caught ‘in flagrante’ Found in the jacuzzi With fat floozie Susie He’s no chance of coitus with aunty! Aunt Bertha's quite livid......

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...I had not long lost Shona (German Shepherd) and was not sure because of my age and disabilities if I should get another when my daughter spotted an advert . I thought long and hard and having always......

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...Alas, as I leave you alone evermore Breaking my heart, I must walk out the door Church bells are ringing this cold monday morn Darling my heart be all broken and torn. Eternal peace I pr......

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