Halloween Word Play Poems

Sally's Halloween Dance

Sally a Halloween's the pumpkin patch
She plays the field, trick or treat for her match
Through the winding vines, she scored
A Jack-O-Lantern she stored
With...

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Witches coo
      goblins moo
    Jack-o-lantern's puzzled

    Ghosts wave 'Hi'
     ...

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amber skies announce autumn
black bats and black cats
costumes line the sidewalks
Dracula climbs out of his crypt
elves, faeries and brownies dance the streets
Freaks are getting on...

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Ghosts on a trampoline jumping with a zing and a zang.
I watch them parading with a clang, clang, clang.
A grotesque goblin greets a gremlin gang.
Beloved...

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Is that you there 
I recognize that stair
Those eyes of a faraway dream
Fancy seeing you here, on this twilight day 
While walking along this 
Sterile...

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There was a thief, name of Lonnie Lumpkin
Accused of stealing a thousand pumpkins
   He put them in trees
   They stank in...

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Somewhere, stark in lunar light,
A werewolf wakens from a wight,
And creeps throughout the sleepy night
To give his fellow creatures fright.

Somewhere, hapless sot alone
Through forest stumbles...

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That blackie cat sat fattened 'neath the ol' pumpkin moon,

While the yummies in his tummy sang a hummy little tune,

No more twitchy, glitchy, witchy tails...

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Yes, you're one sexy witch, dear love, but now it's Halloween,
    And I've a witchy tale to share, so keep your broom...

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A tourist who came straight from Hell
Stopped for wine along the Moselle
Where the Winningen witch
Caught the son of an itch
And sent him to Hell for...

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Halloween Pumpkin

Mary bought a Pumpkin for Halloween,
The biggest Pumpkin I’d ever seen.
She took it home then cut two eyes,
Out popped a Squirrel much to her...

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Frankie boy,
you’re so ghoulishly handsome
with your graveyard tan

My baby boy is
one Munster hunk of a man 
With your strong and cold 
cadaver Addams Family hands

You’re...

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A Crafty invitation

Cut him open, just go nuts
Reach inside and pull out his guts
Cut out his eyes, cut out his nose
Work your way down as...

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Wecome to the Vampire Halloween party
Count Draculas and you'll see quite a few
"You are my sunshine", plays in the background
They all hate it, but that's...

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It's Halloween and as we know
It's a special time of year
There's scary things and ghostly beings
Meant to bring out fear

There's lots of innuendos
I hope you...

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