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Lonnie Lumpkin

There was a thief, name of Lonnie Lumpkin
Accused of stealing a thousand pumpkins
   He put them in trees
   They stank in the breeze
Wud-ja expect from a Count-Tree Bumpkin

Copyright © Gershon Wolf | Year Posted 2022

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Marikate Kingston Date: 9/3/2022 9:45:00 PM Funny play on words. I loved it, loved it, loved it!! BOO! Login to Reply

Beryl Edmonds Date: 7/22/2022 7:54:00 PM The Count-Tree Bumpkin named Lonnie Lumpkin - Had passion for stealing lots of pumpkin - When he hid them in trees - The boughs bowed to their knees - And the pumpkin got eaten by munchkin…… Belle Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/23/2022 8:22:00 PM Great lim in response there, Belle. Thank you, gw

L Milton Hankins Date: 7/22/2022 11:05:00 AM Oh, this is clever, indeed, gw. A thousand, you say? That's a lot of stank! Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/23/2022 8:22:00 PM Yump. ~ Eddie Stanky

Tom Cunningham Date: 7/22/2022 7:25:00 AM I live in the country but city born so it doesn't apply lol. Tom Login to Reply Tom Cunningham Date: 7/24/2022 12:57:00 AM Brummies, The Peaky Blinders from Birmingham uk Gershon Wolf Date: 7/23/2022 8:21:00 PM Your avatar with those Liverpuddlians is proof positive, Tom. lol. Thanks, gw

Linda Alice Fowler Date: 7/22/2022 7:02:00 AM LOLOLOLO - laf Login to Reply Gershon Wolf Date: 7/23/2022 8:20:00 PM TYTYTYTYTY! ~ gsw

Michael Tor Date: 7/22/2022 4:51:00 AM Haha hey I live in the country, lol... Login to Reply Michael Tor Date: 7/24/2022 12:11:00 AM lol Gershon Wolf Date: 7/23/2022 8:20:00 PM Hey, hey. I live in the country too -- USA. lol.