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Lonnie Lumpkin

There was a thief, name of Lonnie Lumpkin Accused of stealing a thousand pumpkins He put them in trees They stank in the breeze Wud-ja expect from a Count-Tree Bumpkin

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Date: 9/3/2022 9:45:00 PM
Funny play on words. I loved it, loved it, loved it!! BOO!
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Date: 7/22/2022 7:54:00 PM
The Count-Tree Bumpkin named Lonnie Lumpkin - Had passion for stealing lots of pumpkin - When he hid them in trees - The boughs bowed to their knees - And the pumpkin got eaten by munchkin…… Belle
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/23/2022 8:22:00 PM
Great lim in response there, Belle. Thank you, gw
Date: 7/22/2022 11:05:00 AM
Oh, this is clever, indeed, gw. A thousand, you say? That's a lot of stank!
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/23/2022 8:22:00 PM
Yump. ~ Eddie Stanky
Date: 7/22/2022 7:25:00 AM
I live in the country but city born so it doesn't apply lol. Tom
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Tom Cunningham
Date: 7/24/2022 12:57:00 AM
Brummies, The Peaky Blinders from Birmingham uk
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/23/2022 8:21:00 PM
Your avatar with those Liverpuddlians is proof positive, Tom. lol. Thanks, gw
Date: 7/22/2022 7:02:00 AM
LOLOLOLO - laf
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/23/2022 8:20:00 PM
TYTYTYTYTY! ~ gsw
Date: 7/22/2022 4:51:00 AM
Haha hey I live in the country, lol...
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Michael Tor
Date: 7/24/2022 12:11:00 AM
lol
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Gershon Wolf
Date: 7/23/2022 8:20:00 PM
Hey, hey. I live in the country too -- USA. lol.

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