Shaggy Dog Limericks Iii
...The Doberman Pinscher
A Doberman’s known to be picky
With friends so to greet one is tricky
To kiss is a bummer
Undoubtedly dumber
Is to sneak up and give one a hickey
The English...
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Categories:
wookie, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Form: Limerick
Halloween Blues
...Oh I sit on a mountain top waiting for news to fly down on my broomstick and scare you, this October 31st Halloween Blues is just for you.
When up on top I was thinking of my Friday tonight wonder...
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Categories:
wookie, appreciation, blue, good night,
Form: Free verse
Dearest Amelie Beth Harris Mcgeehan
...Dearest Amelie Beth Harris-Mcgeehan
If royalty moost likely
spotlight ye would dodge
nonetheless anointed, deemed, granted...
within humble abode
of your lodge
most righteous, magnanimous, gr...
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Categories:
wookie, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Knackered Nonsense
...(to be read out loud)
I'll eat the nibble naggle nooky nickel
nipple nappy mum mum mum
I'll chew your gooble gobble giggle gaggle
gimpy grampa's gum gum gum.
I'll call the wimpy wappy wi...
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Categories:
wookie, humor, imagination, nonsense, silly,
Form: Rhyme
The Jedi Master
...THE JEDI MASTER
My grocery bag stares at me as if
I’m the enemy. Hans Solo holds his
gun, the Wookie towers over him.
Princess Leia clings to his walking
furball waist. Carrie, draped in white...
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Categories:
wookie, humor,
Form: Light Verse
A Caveman's Love - For Jan Allison
...No Jedi-mindtricks through poetic force,
Nor married women which for blade espouse,
Will see these sexy cheeks that face divorce
Abandon Wookie looks - Adonis vows.
Unless you’ve walked a day wit...
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Categories:
wookie, humorous,
Form: Sonnet
Sci-Fi Fantasy
...Sci-fi fantasy, please come hence to me.
Show me wonder, space opera blunder.
Show the Galaxy, the worlds I must see.
A droid, a spaceship, through the stars I'll skip.
A rebel scout, to hear a ...
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Categories:
wookie, fantasy, fun, humorous, imagination,
Form: Sonnet
Moonbee's Sci Fi - Bar Jokes and Riddles
..." Sci-Fi Bar Jokes & Riddles ... "
( 1 Tim. 1: 11)
(1.)
"Star Wars Bar ..."
A Jedi Knight and a Wookie, walk into a bar ...
The Jedi tells the bartender to keep the drinks coming.
Around ...
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Categories:
wookie, humor, planet,
Form: I do not know?
Swtor Encyclopedia Receives Any Movie Trailer
...Previous moment My partner and i wandered along the particular aisles regarding Waterstones My partner and i has been minted simply by having less SWTOR encyclopedias. Right now there My partner and ...
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Categories:
wookie, computer-internet, today,
Form: Free verse
Can the Meadowlark, Lark
...For William and Laura Nance
if the jabberwocky were a clock
would it talk in jabberese
or simply be right twice a day
in order to sometimes please
what if ants were big as horses
and horse...
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Categories:
wookie, fantasy
Form: Quatrain