Woofed Poems - Poems about Woofed

... "Make it quick" they barked. "We all have to pee." The cock legged one woofed right back, "Don't rush me!" Female dogs may have fleas But they don't wee on trees Trans surgery gets rid of th......Read the rest...

...THE DOG-GED LIE In a house on a bustling street, Lived a pup with paws and fur so neat. His owner, a young lad of just ten, Made a promise to his furry friend, Ben. "Dear dog," the boy did so......Read the rest...

...a chihuahua kidnapped in maine found his way all the way home to spain asked a reporter of note: you stowed away on a boat? He woofed: did you think I hopped a train? 12/29/21......Read the rest...

...My dog was so happy 'till I got me a cat He cocked his head funny seemed to ask ~ What is that It's a companion I told him Now go out and play So they did... But t......Read the rest...

...My village was dusty and burning Everyone was screaming and running I stood dumb in the chaos, my eyes rolling Tried to listen out for mother’s calling The noise of death was the only sound My......Read the rest...

...Ate a cookie, warm and sweet, with oatmeal and chocolate. Yum. Yum. The dog was on my lap in seconds, begging me for some. No way, girlfriend. It is not my fault you woofed your candy bar down......Read the rest...

..."Look, Grandma! I can see them! You were right! They do steal!" I jumped up and down in all excitement. Grandma grabbed the binoculars from me, pressing it as close as she possibly could to her round......Read the rest...

...Clem Kadidlehopper had two whoppers, Two burgers with the works may be stoppers, Double meat, egg, beetroot, tomato and cheese, For a burger connoisseur this could only please, No problem for Cle......Read the rest...

...Poor old Mr. Perry, Became a lowly pawn; His ugly neighbor's dog, Kept poopin' on his lawn Big ol' piles of logs, Standing inches high; An odor so vile and funky, You'd swear you're gonna di......Read the rest...