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Wittiest Poems - Poems about Wittiest
No More Mirror Mirror On the Wall
...You crack me up the old crone said She is cranky and crabby, and splinters into pieces Unless you act irritated and distraught She lives for that The mirror turned around and flashed her Showi......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
wittiest,
halloween,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Fun With English - Dk
... It's fun having fun with English, Children are smart, sometimes we're not; Enjoy this, call it what you wish, One of the wittiest I got, "How many kidneys do we have?" The teacher asked ......
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Joanna Daniel
Categories:
wittiest,
boy, humor, smart,
Form:
Rhyme
Garfield and Jon
...Garfield, a loveable famous, lazy cat, Who likes to eat and eat, that’s why he’s fat, Jon his companion, Garfield’s friend or foe dude, On call twenty four seven, to give Garfield food! The world......
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Jennifer Proxenos
Categories:
wittiest,
cat,
Form:
Rhyme
The New Eden, a Utopian Dream
...The animals said, "let us breathe new life into Utopian dreams". "The law of the jungle should be changed, to suit all of us!" After a lengthy debate, they finally decided that it should be, 'sur......
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Meru Groen
Categories:
wittiest,
animal, dream, farm,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Sister of My Heart
...Sister of My Heart Beloved sister of my heart Is ten years younger than me. By age, as she was a girl just ......
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Anisha Dutta
Categories:
wittiest,
sister,
Form:
Quatrain
Charm of Poetry
...Rosette tapestries of unparalleled glamour Embroided thoroughly by the wittiest clamor Magnanimously amorous in grace and wonder Bewitching and charming though so yonder Rhetorically out bounding my......
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Olive Eloisa Guillermo - Fraser
Categories:
wittiest,
character, feelings, imagery, inspiration,
Form:
Verse
Betty White
...She is the golden girl, Betty White She states she has a two story house For exercise she goes up and down Hopefully she is not in a gown! Coolest, wittiest lady, Betty White She states, yo......
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Dalila Agtani
Categories:
wittiest,
funny,
Form:
Clerihew
Enigma
...I defy all definitions I stand tall in the tumbling storms I darken darkness because I am light I dwell in fiery furnace Am not subject to your skeptical thoughts But all skeptics emanate from ......
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Kingsley Awoh
Categories:
wittiest,
imagination,
Form:
I do not know?
The Sound of Love
...Her sultry tone devoured at my ego, clawed at my patience and diminished my already sullen sense of self like a pack of hyenas slowly and methodically move in for the kill; every move is choreograp......
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Anthony Romano
Categories:
wittiest,
lost love
Form:
Prose Poetry
A Contest
...Perfectionist's selection will overwhelm mediocrity but who is a winner when someone is the loser? Contests of creation creating competitiveness: surely not survival of the fittest or even t......
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Sue Mason
Categories:
wittiest,
on writing and words
Form:
Free verse
The Acclamation of Young Adrian
...Here lies the grave of the priest Adrian The wisest and wittiest of all men Stole away from our world at a green age His heavenly heart ripped from the rib cage By the malicious son of his mother......
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Jonathan Hurst
Categories:
wittiest,
death
Form:
Heroic Couplet