Wittiest Poems - Poems about Wittiest

...You crack me up the old crone said She is cranky and crabby, and splinters into pieces Unless you act irritated and distraught She lives for that The mirror turned around and flashed her Showi......

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... It's fun having fun with English, Children are smart, sometimes we're not; Enjoy this, call it what you wish, One of the wittiest I got, "How many kidneys do we have?" The teacher asked ......

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...Garfield, a loveable famous, lazy cat, Who likes to eat and eat, that’s why he’s fat, Jon his companion, Garfield’s friend or foe dude, On call twenty four seven, to give Garfield food! The world......

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...The animals said, "let us breathe new life into Utopian dreams". "The law of the jungle should be changed, to suit all of us!" After a lengthy debate, they finally decided that it should be, 'sur......

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...Sister of My Heart Beloved sister of my heart Is ten years younger than me. By age, as she was a girl just ......

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...Rosette tapestries of unparalleled glamour Embroided thoroughly by the wittiest clamor Magnanimously amorous in grace and wonder Bewitching and charming though so yonder Rhetorically out bounding my......

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...She is the golden girl, Betty White She states she has a two story house For exercise she goes up and down Hopefully she is not in a gown! Coolest, wittiest lady, Betty White She states, yo......

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...I defy all definitions I stand tall in the tumbling storms I darken darkness because I am light I dwell in fiery furnace Am not subject to your skeptical thoughts But all skeptics emanate from ......

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...Her sultry tone devoured at my ego, clawed at my patience and diminished my already sullen sense of self like a pack of hyenas slowly and methodically move in for the kill; every move is choreograp......

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...Perfectionist's selection will overwhelm mediocrity but who is a winner when someone is the loser? Contests of creation creating competitiveness: surely not survival of the fittest or even t......

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...Here lies the grave of the priest Adrian The wisest and wittiest of all men Stole away from our world at a green age His heavenly heart ripped from the rib cage By the malicious son of his mother......

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