Windshield Wiper Poems - Poems about Windshield Wiper

Windshield-Wiper Fluid And Ex-Lax

...I bought some windshield-wiper fluid 
And some Ex-Lax for my bowels 
I had no toilet paper 
But I did have paper towels 
I wiped the windshield-wiper fluid 
On my windshield made of glass 
And ...

ANYHOW

...Anyhow
Was just thinkin’
Which is not recommended
On rainy cold spring days
The pollen count is down
But who cares
Its too cold and wet to go outside
Dammit, the heat just kicked on
The frigg...

Smile

...We don't always have to turn the page
Sometimes we have to break it
Smile is like a windshield wiper
It doesn't stop the rain 
But it allows you to see your way....

Driving in the Snow with One Windshield Wiper

...Diagonal snow
Glides effortless through
the countryside of the
Amputee windshield
For the passenger side
Has always had a reticent view

Steam rises loftily
From a topless treat
Of gas stati...

Rum N Raisin 6 - Dances With Wasps

...Those kittens bounded through the flap and started to play
Raisin said the flowers look so pretty today
She went to sniff a daisy but an insect flew out
And so she hollered, “Watch out, Rum, there...

The High Road

...Several moons ago, I caught someone 
             Dead to rights, without him noticing
                    I was just yards away as he 
                 Clamped a na...

Poindexter

...Poindexter swivels
his index finger swiftly
as if a windshield wiper
“Look there, and there, and there”
Breathtaking, the vista soaring behind my eyelids

Cobwebs, thick like drapes,
wisps of ...

Baby Squirrel Crossing the Street It Has Something Between His Teeth

...I am a school van bus driver
 And that's why I'm parked against the curb 
Waiting in the street with my flashers on 
Waiting for my student to come out of his dwelling, sigh!
And in front of me s...

Agony

...Tring Tring: Is that you?

Yes, my love how do you do?

Hey! I bought a new pair of shoes,
This time my shoe size is two!

Oh dear, you look so cute,
In your little boots!
My cutie son in du...

Two Seders

...At Seder 1 we helped prepare
The soup and matzoh balls served there,
The hard-boiled eggs and chicken dressed
In farfel flakes, which tastes the best.

At tables set to serve sixteen,
With kids...

Quiet Storm

...Quiet Storm

With whispers of winds you blow, gently across the sky, 
Arrival barely noticed, soft clouds, misty rain inside. 
Your drops tickling the leaves, of the weeping willow trees,
As the...

Everyday American Irritations

...GROGGY BEDHEAD NO COFFEE SHUT THE BLINDS .... PRESIDENTIAL NO GOOD CHOICES TELIVISION SIGNAL GLITCH SMEAR ART CAMPAIGN... LATE NIGHT REHEATED RERUN RETWEEKED RETWEETED MORNING NEWS?....
MORE RAIN TO...

Concerted Struggle

...CONCERTED   STRUGGLE

Armed only with a thin baton to juggle
He faces an orchestrated struggle
Looks at the plan on the rostrum
Begins under breath with  patrem-nostrum 
Then  a thousand tadpol...

Typical Greed

...What takes a company
The size of Ford
To rip of an inventor
Of its own accord

Typical conglomerate
Thinking they own the world
Taken on by an individual
He must be so absurd

In 1978
A Mr...

Promises

...My heart responds to every silent thing
The evening star, the chill of winter's sting

A world so white serene and still
The pink farewell of sun behind the hill

When day is done and worries creep
A...

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