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Wimpy Poems - Poems about Wimpy


Wimpy Lover
The spear passed through my heart His words like a dart Blood oozed Pain profuse My hand limp I let go off the wimp...

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Categories: wimpy, pain,
Form: Couplet
They Call Me Wimpy
Today’s Friday special: Two hamburgers for the price of one Dear sir, I will gladly pay you on Tuesday for a hamburger today My appetite is growling, please feed me ... offer no delicious delay I am a man of my word, sir: the honorable Col. Mustard will vouch for me A hamburger I must have, I appeal to your sense of tomato compassion —...

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Categories: wimpy, food, fun, humor, parody,
Form: Light Verse



Wimpy Kid With a Big Imagination
Shadiness adores you Bleakness is exhaustin’ Now, I’m so fatigued and my volume is set way low Because you tore me down with social media craze… You were there just for the temporarily show…you know… Buy me black and blue flowers for the grave of my old ways… 2016 – my pride and my weaknesses take advantage of me… I'm in pieces,...

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Categories: wimpy, deep, children, hope, meaningful,
Form: Free verse
Skimpy-Wimpy Sea Lion
Skimpy-wimpy sea lion, too afraid of the wild and hungry cat, ran the quickest marathon, to crash into an enormous, drowsy elephant! Before that incident, he happily danced...thinking he was in a parade; oh, he liked to play under the gushing, splashing cascade; and skimpy-wimpy sea lion, always had one keck of a good time getting wet! Entered in Carolyn...

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Categories: wimpy, animalssea, sea,
Form: Limerick
Wimpy Drinks
(THIS IS FICTIONAL POEM) When I went to a bar, I ordered a glass of Tang. Ordering that wimpy drink got me beat up by a gang. The next night I ordered a Shirley Temple and I got beat up again. They beat me so hard that my lungs collapsed within. The next week I ordered another wimpy drink and...

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Categories: wimpy, funnyme, drink, me,
Form: Rhyme




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