Whole Kit Poems - Poems about Whole Kit

...The Labradoodle It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle By its frolicsome dabble and doodle But add a big part Of the Labrador’s heart And you’ve got the whole kit and caboodle The ......Read the rest...

...I went out for the newspaper at the usual time this morning, shortly after 5AM, (yes, I'm one of the "odd few" who still enjoys the crisp feel of a morning paper in my hands), and while it's now ......Read the rest...

...The Slide Ruler As regulations rule this world from outside in and my time slowly seeps away on this planet’s realm I gaze in awe at that once modern instrument of calculation t......Read the rest...

...Woodle's sidekick Noodle Bought a cab in the oodle He fell on the ditch ......Read the rest...

...If there's frost on your noodle, don't despair It's a sign of genius if you've got grey hair But the experts say when the colour takes flight Intelligence doesn't just happen overnight ......Read the rest...

...Us guys never lose our love for the opposite sex It's deeply engrained in our psyche It's obvious every single day of our lives We travel life's highway admiring the scenery passing ......Read the rest...

...I just found out two poodles that I bought were ferrets! Ay caramba! And guess what? To make each one resemble less a rat, they gave them steroids, making them both fat! They also fluffed th......Read the rest...

...I ain't surprised by anything I hear on the news nowadays! The way the gov'mint is bein' run just leaves me in a daze! This mornin' I heard another of Obama's schemes has gone sour! Seems that thi......Read the rest...

...Has this ever happened to you, my friends Was walking my sweetie down the lane When out pops a sign post and belts me one Rattles me and shakes up my brain Was trying to impress my sweetie pie There......Read the rest...

...If there's frost on your noodle, don't despair It's a sign of genius if you've got grey hair But the experts say when the colour takes flight Intelligence doesn't just happen overnight It takes yea......Read the rest...

...A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem I think that you might never see A poem as weird as this might be For I’ll use luscious words That otherwise might sound absurd This poem may turn out silly-sally Or even......Read the rest...

...She is the object of my desire Hers is the name I sit and doodle Oh how I long to kiss those lips As Sweet as apple strudel I would give every thing I own The whole kit and caboodle To spend on......Read the rest...