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About to Lose my Wits

...
     I think that I have never seen 
       a thing as vexing as a computer screen

     Page after page I type and type
       then one wrong click, out they’re all wiped  

     System won’...

Categories: whole kit, anger, technology,
Form: Couplet

Shaggy Dog Limericks Iv

...The Labradoodle

It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle
By its frolicsome dabble and doodle
But add a big part
Of the Labrador’s heart
And you’ve got the whole kit and caboodle

The ...

Categories: whole kit, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Form: Limerick

Soul Quotient

...I went out for the newspaper at the usual time this morning, shortly after 5AM, (yes, I'm one of the "odd few" who still enjoys the crisp feel of a morning paper in my hands), and while it's now ...

Categories: whole kit, analogy, appreciation, earth, life,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

The Slide Ruler

...The Slide Ruler

As regulations rule this world from outside in and my time slowly
                 seeps away on this planet’s realm I gaze in awe at that once modern
instrument of calculation t...

Categories: whole kit, life,
Form: Free verse

Woodle

...Woodle's sidekick Noodle
                                         Bought a cab in the oodle
                                             He fell on the ditch
                                      ...

Categories: whole kit, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick

Frost On Your Noodle

...If there's frost on your noodle, don't despair
It's a sign of genius if you've got grey hair

But the experts say when the colour takes flight
Intelligence doesn't just happen overnight
...

Categories: whole kit, age, old,
Form: Quatrain

The Long and Short of It

...Us guys never lose our love for the opposite sex

It's deeply engrained in our psyche

It's obvious every single day of our lives

We travel life's highway admiring the scenery passing ...

Categories: whole kit, humorous,
Form: Narrative

Animal Antics

...I just found out two poodles that I bought
were ferrets!  Ay caramba! And guess what?

To make each one resemble less a rat,
they gave them steroids, making them both fat!

They also fluffed th...

Categories: whole kit, humor, pets,
Form: Couplet

Chinese Checkers

...I ain't surprised by anything I hear on the news nowadays!
The way the gov'mint is bein' run just leaves me in a daze!
This mornin' I heard another of Obama's schemes has gone sour!
Seems that thi...

Categories: whole kit, humorous, political, money,
Form: Rhyme

Duh

...Has this ever happened to you, my friends
Was walking my sweetie down the lane
When out pops a sign post and belts me one
Rattles me and shakes up my brain

Was trying to impress my sweetie pie
There...

Categories: whole kit, funny, me, me,
Form: Quatrain

Frost On Your Noodle

...If there's frost on your noodle, don't despair
It's a sign of genius if you've got grey hair

But the experts say when the colour takes flight
Intelligence doesn't just happen overnight

It takes yea...

Categories: whole kit, life,
Form: Couplet

A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem

...A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem

I think that you might never see
A poem as weird as this might be
For I’ll use luscious words
That otherwise might sound absurd
This poem may turn out silly-sally
Or even...

Categories: whole kit, on writing and words,
Form: Rhyme

Christmas Canoodle

...She is the object of my desire
Hers is the name I sit and doodle
Oh how I long to kiss those lips
As Sweet as apple strudel
I would give every thing I own
The whole kit and caboodle
To spend on...

Categories: whole kit, holiday, love, romance
Form: I do not know?