Whacking Poems - Poems about Whacking

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight... December 27th, 2023, the missus pounded mine posterior (she played paddywhack on me blimey buttucks) not only causing contusion, but flayin......Read the rest...

...Espousing irreverent greed Crafted one year ago today yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay worse case scenario, I would meet ill fate re: kenway named after Assassin Creed Black Fla......Read the rest...

...Reaping short terms benefits... before marital savings bond matured as a then quinquagenarian. Courtesy gerontologists medical practitioners allowing, enabling, and providing the elderly pop......Read the rest...

...Twelve rounds of excitement Two rivals smiling in the middle of enchantment The bell rang... Both fighters were wild Two rough hands still mild The bell rang again -- end of first round. Se......Read the rest...

...Many my joys ye robbed, rob still, Lifelong ye played on me your trick. Rather than cure blown bubble’s ill, Ye destroyed my self double quick. When hurt O Imposter evil, You sulked and ma......Read the rest...

...October is Dancing she is a trap of joy for a mark to those tunes tapping on line stepping out in her black before the white for a remark for the dance shoes redefine the effect of all the mon......Read the rest...

...The missus pounded mine posterior... causing percussive rumpus to vibrate like jelly Me experienced quite disruptive sleep (quite early in the morning of November 10th 2022 - no shut eye co......Read the rest...

...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out... yesterday August 30th, 2022. The following fictitious account predicated upon words spilling out me mouth before taking time to think through......Read the rest...

...Espousing irreverent greed Passive stance, but aye agreed and did promise to pledge troth faster than greased lightning airspeed once the missus temporarily ceased menarche regarding monthly b......Read the rest...

...This place is me, one and the same, collecting bonfire wood, set our hearts a flame, growing up tough, rough with the war still on, living a long life quickly, before our childhoods gone, al......Read the rest...

...The wind is having a tantrum. It whines and screams and Howls around the house, Tearing at the shingles, Whacking the roof with branches, Blowing porch chairs into a corner, A loose cushion int......Read the rest...

...Report card read okay, not so good, But he was not a kind who would brood. Whacking when the cane came, He watched a video game, You must love this young lot’s attitude! ________________________......Read the rest...

...A poem whacking at cryptic arched entrance, Probably, been procrastinating for a long time, I crave momentous ideas to greet them in, Exhilarating thoughts to stitch promising lines, Comm......Read the rest...

...Parting my curtains that bright sunny morning I took in the garden, my mood took a hit My facial twitch surfaced again without warning My lawn had acquired a nocturnal zit They don’t stop at on......Read the rest...

...There was a knight with locks that were golden Protecting a kingdom in threat of folding King and his trusting mighty duck Caring only for the almighty buck From the north Sharks were prese......Read the rest...