Whacking Poems - Poems about Whacking

IDENTITY FRAUD DETROIT MAFIA FORD COMPANY JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY PETER GARGANO

...I AM AMERICAN I WILL NEVER FEAR DOMESTIC TERRORISTS COMMITING SEVERE IDENTITY FRAUD AGAINST ME RECIEVING ANNUITY PAYMENTS ON MY BEHALF IN MICHIGAN SEVERE IDENTITY FRAUD ACTUALLY RECIEVING DISABILTY P...

IDENTITY FRAUD CRIMINAL GROUP JAY TOWNSEND JOHNSON HENRY DETROIT MAFIA

...I AM AMERICAN I WILL NEVER FEAR DOMESTIC TERRORISTS COMMITING SEVERE IDENTITY FRAUD AGAINST ME RECIEVING ANNUITY PAYMENTS ON MY BEHALF IN MICHIGAN SEVERE IDENTITY FRAUD ACTUALLY RECIEVING DISABILTY P...

Evolutionary Letter Number Seven

...Is  Harris is .a supporter of  fracking ?
If she does  Harris needs a good whacking.

She opposes the death penalty too
For the worst dregs of mankind what say you ?

And Harris states Bidenomi...

While attempting going to sleep after midnight

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight...

December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack 
on me blimey buttucks)
not only causing contusion, 
but flayin...

Espousing Irreverent Greed

...Espousing irreverent greed

Crafted one year ago today
yours truly – hopefully self plagiarism okay
worse case scenario, 
I would meet ill fate re: kenway
named after Assassin Creed 
Black Fla...

Reaping Short Terms Benefits

...Reaping short terms benefits...

before marital savings bond matured
as a then quinquagenarian.

Courtesy gerontologists medical practitioners
allowing, enabling, and providing
the elderly pop...

The Corner

...Twelve rounds of excitement
Two rivals smiling in the middle of enchantment

The bell rang...
Both fighters were wild
Two rough hands still mild
The bell rang again -- end of first round.

Se...

How Ye Played Your Trick, O Ego

...Many my joys ye robbed, rob still, 
Lifelong ye played on me your trick.

Rather than cure blown bubble’s ill, 
Ye destroyed my self double quick.

When hurt O Imposter evil,
You sulked and ma...

October Is Dancing

...October is Dancing 
she is a trap of joy for a mark
to those tunes tapping on line
stepping out in her black
before the white for a remark
for the dance shoes redefine
the effect of all the mon...

The Missus Pounded Mine Posterior

...The missus pounded mine posterior...
causing percussive rumpus 
to vibrate like jelly

Me experienced quite disruptive sleep
(quite early in the morning 
of November 10th 2022 -
no shut eye co...

Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted Out

...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through...

Espousing Irreverent Greed

...Espousing irreverent greed

Passive stance, but aye agreed
and did promise to pledge troth
faster than greased lightning airspeed
once the missus temporarily
ceased menarche regarding monthly b...

Derry Poem

...This place is me, 
one and the same,
collecting bonfire wood,
set our hearts a flame,
growing up tough,
rough with the war still on,
living a long life quickly,
before our childhoods gone,
al...

Tantrum

...The wind is having a tantrum.
It whines and screams and
Howls around the house,
Tearing at the shingles,
Whacking the roof with branches,
Blowing porch chairs into a corner,
A loose cushion int...

Generation Next

...Report card read okay, not so good,
But he was not a kind who would brood.
Whacking when the cane came,
He watched a video game,
You must love this young lot’s attitude!
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