Well Endowed Poems | Examples

Get Loud

Find the missing courage to stand,
together a crowd well endowed;
A globe in the palm of your hand,
now what we need is to get loud;

Neighbors have become divided,
no matter if either side tries;
They call each other misguided;
clean shoes never fix the wrong size;

Hastily two hands become one
within the confines of my mind;
Holding peace like a loaded gun, 
just think if everyone were kind;

Imagine a coast of rose quartz 
where we understand each other; 
Domestics the same as imports,
we now press forward forever;

Revolution ‘Desperate’ fanned,
the bourgeoisie have become proud;
A globe in the palm of your hand,
now what we need is to get loud.

Lustful

He is so unbelievably handsome as well as well-endowed.
He's leaving me feeling so blissful, as though time has slowed.
He is proving all our love is real through all of what he showed.

Nature's Work of Art

Sun budges through sapphire sky and drifting clouds,
Melting away frozen snow-capped mountains.
Throughout forest heartbeat and trembling leaves,
Upon dappled nature's well-endowed breast.

The calm echo of the brisk waterfall
Cascading downward into a plunge pool.
A quenching path to the old yawning roots
And cold rocks dripping in soft wet green moss.

Foliage subdued in a bygone dream;
Slow ebbing away crystal stream raise edge.
Neath the shade of the top branches that weep.
Nature's flawless evolving work of art.

11/14/2023

True Art

Since man chiseled rolling wheels
To help relieve his swollen heels
The muse inspires mass appeals
Expressing just the way she feels

Canvas touched by brush in hand
Are felt by souls across the land
Mosaics spun with colored sand
A tapestry on scales so grand

Heavens choir singing loud
Angelic voices well endowed
The sculptor is forever proud
Whose works outlive the common crowd

It's evident from the start
The rhythm of a beating heart
Sets man and animals apart
Mongrel dogs defy true art

Emma Emu

Emma Emu is a large bird.
She’s taller than I am – absurd!
Her voice is really well-endowed,
and she can drum a song out loud.
She is my friend and I am proud! 

With three-toed feet, she is so fast
She runs right by in a bold blast.
Her ardent admirers amassed,
I watch her run in flabbergast!
She will be on tonight’s sportscast!

Her legs so long, they are bizarre.
For those who run, she raised the bar.
She could outrun a blue race car!
If she were human and ran so far,
she’d be a champion track star!

They Believed Their Own Rumors

The well-endowed temptress inspired the giant to think some wild thoughts.
Since she knew it, she did not intend to get anywhere near his cots.
The giant tried in vain to take his wild ideas and clot them with blots.
They were both fools in love but they did not know it yet! 

The villagers made up all kinds of stories when they noticed the match.
They tore up each other’s ears with sordid tales of grab, kiss and snatch.
Soon these rumors were wafting around the village in a big gnarled batch.
Some even said the giant was the temptress’ pet!

You know how a lie can get tangled and twisted and blow in the wind?
Gossips were chasing new crazier ideas so hard, our ears were skinned.
Birds were running from the whispers, and the fishes’ flippers all grinned.
Most of the moldy rumors flying were sour and wet! 

This is not rocket science, it is not truth, it is simply not right!
Stated a young lad whose character and morals were nice and tight.
We all need to apologize to the temptress and the giant tonight.
But they were squirreled away in a love-making net.


Written 4-30-2022
Contest: Tall Tales 2
Sponsor: Jeff Kyser

My Affinity For Them

You see, apart from well brewed coffee,
And soothing rhumba spiced with jazz,
I love women, no l ladies, yes lasses,
They are like whimsical poetry.

Women are well endowed beings,
Beings with soothing lovely voices,
Beings that walk around with precious gourds,
And a backyard full of soft-to-touch orchards.

Imagine of a world devoid of ladies,
It could be a boring one indeed,
Gloominess would loom everywhere,
With deep, hoarse and irritating voices.

If loving them is a sin, I am already a sinner,
If defending them is a crime, I better rot in jail,
No obligation amounts to having 'hot' damsels,
And no purgement can outsmart a pulchritude with sturdy cones.

A certain religious leader always condemns my habit,
He says I will not make it to heaven with my coveting,
Too sad, I have a tattoo on my right deltoid,
And the Holy book says we will not enter Jerusalem!

Apocalypse Over-

The blues black canvas
Night scares emerald
Blizzard's fire
Sunlight so dire
Cliff dwelling mountain goats
In the golden hour mooing like cows
While well endowed
Mountain town
Smoking a cig blackened stained grass
Earths on fire amidst Eden's waterfalls 


11/17/21
Written by James Edward Lee Sr © 2021

Hey Big Boy - Bawdy

Sue’s blind date’s a well endowed chap
She grinned when she perched on his lap
But he has a rude name
And it brings him such shame
Cruel parents had named him Jock Strap!

11/03/21

Non Pc

NON PC

I say, that girl is well endowed.
(Oh dear, did I say that out loud?)

25th September 2021
Your Best Rhyming Couplet contest
Sponsor - L Milton Hankins

Green Batman Clock Man

I saw him standing on the limb and I wondered about his sanity.
The last time I had seen Green Bat Clock Man was on my vanity.
I’ll jump! He yelled to the crowd of robins gathered around to stare.
I watched him do an entirely crazy summersault high jump in the air.

He’s chained! Ted yelled; He’ll break his neck; fall in the inner cove!
The chain unraveled as if by magic as the Green Bat Clock man dove.
He’s a wizard one screamed as he landed on his well-endowed feet.
He’s a mystical clock, yelled my cousin Jeb, love child of Uncle Pete.

Green Bat Clock Man flew up to the limb and did it again and again.
What do you think of him? I asked my not-easy-to-please identical twin.
She sniffed. I think he’s still a show off, and not to my taste at all.
She was still angry that he had left her broken hearted in the fall.

Routes New

My shoes long worn out now got torn,
Within it rough, rude pebbles meet;
Pricking, poking in some stern tone
Knit-bit of my venturing feet …

Needle-like long pin-pointed thorns,
Pierced my now-dirty, ripped outfit;
Prodding every nerve, muscle, bones,
Thus tempting to stop my pursuit…

Horrifying rough rocky grills,
Frightening densely dim forests;
Mystery-like messy mole-hills,
Terrifying combs of hornets...

Sitting there leisurely, surely,
I tried removing one by one;
I could not do so much, purely,
It needed works perfectly done...

Thus, when I completed my course,
My friends, neighbors, even others;
Ignored me like some evil force,
Or like no one's dog, none bothers...

'Why such futile works he digs up?
Is his life not well endowed too?
When he needs to humbly give up,
Why does he cling to whims new?'

Let the world possess its outlook,
Let it move in its trodden routes;
Its grim conducts I do unhook,
I define the routes of my roots…


03 June 2021
(Vowel a omitted)
Lipogram Poem Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Emile Pinet

The Dolly Mama

The dolly mama —
heartbreak after heartbreak.
mama’s babies became their babies.
hers was buried in a tiny coffin, flowers in hole.
he had a name covered with dirt.
the other names, she holds as a bouquet,
petals, spilling like tears down her face.
drops muddy the ground
sprouting up other people’s kids
and a goddaughter, she loves to pieces.
identifying with the struggle of self,
she encourages and wraps her sensitive arms around
youth, not always pretty, sometimes uncouth,
but she holds hope in her heart
for those itty bitties.
her first attraction was to the stars
with their huge hair, sparkling teeth,
glamorous clothes, big personalities—
she let hers shine right out front,
being well endowed.
her crowd drew attention
but her loving nature grew and grew.
she’s a dolly through and through.
judgment belongs to God.
somehow i think Jesus
would draw her close, hug it out.

3/25/2021

Studley: the Well-Endowed

There was a young queen who wanted a king
Would be scandalous if she had a fling
The needy royal chick
Gave her ruling real quick
When she saw Sir Studley's well-endowed 'thing'

The Queen took matters into her own hands
Making sure he'd agree to her demands
You must give me pleasure
And serve at my leisure
King Studley rises when the Queen commands


February 28, 2021
Two Limericks Contest
Sponsor ~ Tania Kitchin

Limerick

Lines have meter and rhymes,
Licentious words sometimes,
Lusty humor—low brow!—
Lewd, about well-endowed
Ladies and gents, not shy,
Leaving me shocked. Then I
Laugh out loud. I can’t lie!



October 23, 2020
Poetry Contest Title: Pleiades 3       Placed 1st
Sponsor: Joseph May

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