Hey Big Boy - Bawdy

Sue’s blind date’s a well endowed chap She grinned when she perched on his lap But he has a rude name And it brings him such shame Cruel parents had named him Jock Strap! 11/03/21

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Date: 12/2/2021 4:09:00 AM
Sue's a lucky girl! love it Jan !!!
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Date: 11/14/2021 7:24:00 AM
LOL, hilarious
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Date: 11/13/2021 5:56:00 AM
Lol, another good funny limerick Jan! Awesome!
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Date: 11/6/2021 4:23:00 PM
And he certainly is a big strapping lad, Sue found that when sat on his lap. Hilarious Jan… Hugs, Belle :-) xx
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Date: 11/6/2021 4:07:00 PM
Hello Jan ... so the boy was well supported by the sound of it Jan - Lindsay
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Date: 11/6/2021 8:46:00 AM
Very clever....Love It. Jan, you are so humorous....must be a 'fun' person to be around. I enjoy your levity! Blessings, Paulette
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Date: 11/5/2021 11:54:00 PM
Another funny lim in your signature bawdy/body humour you excel at... thanks for the grins and giggles
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Date: 11/5/2021 3:34:00 PM
That poor chap needs all the support he can get, Jan. Maybe that Sue will give him a hand. ;-) Terry
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Date: 11/4/2021 11:39:00 AM
Too funny ! I love your brain Jan …. Always surprises me ! Hugs Susan :)
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Date: 11/4/2021 11:17:00 AM
so she flippped him off?
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Date: 11/4/2021 9:02:00 AM
Jock:God iz gracious...ya got me commenting dear poet ;) ty...have a great day...much love, james
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Date: 11/4/2021 7:52:00 AM
I love his parents!
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Date: 11/4/2021 2:04:00 AM
Funny limerick.
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Date: 11/3/2021 7:44:00 PM
OMG. This is really funny!!! Funny! Jan. I wonder if they saw it coming? Ooops!
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Date: 11/3/2021 4:12:00 PM
Hahaha! Very clever and real funny. Cheers Jan Allison!...ab
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