Funny Watch Poems

as if she knew kids were not around,
she got up the board, without a sound. 
statuesque, she surfs with ease,
self-taught hun, she aims to please,
her...

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The morning sun’s oppressive; a nasty b*tch in heat on Rizal Avenue,
Where vendors hawk their cigarettes, baloot, and dog meat barbecue.
The jeepneys buzz the intersection...

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A desert lake is a perfect 
mirror of the bluest sky
that everyone has ever seen,
it wants to trade place and expect
to be a part of...

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It looks like a wristwatch but they are different now.
Not a wristwatch at all. A computer, an I-pad, an I-pod,
A diving board, a sewing machine,...

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My thumbs ran off today.
I knew they were in love
And I suspected they might be compelled to be alone, together.
However….

It makes opening cans rather tough.
Turning...

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Watch Out!


Yes, they did take a while to grow in-
but you see, by the size of my grin,
     I am pretty...

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A wonderful witticism, wittily said,
Can often fly past a non-thinker’s head.
Sometimes they are angry, a bit like a barb.
If that is the truth, wearing Saturday...

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Working at night is a challenge
Still drowsy I grabbed some clothes
Then rushed out to check the mail
Still nowhere as fresh as a rose

It made me...

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In our neighborhood, moved a hermetic man named Nit who was gross, unseemly, and unbearable,
The neighbors sent me to see if I could muster up...

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Step on a crack break your mothers back
No way is she going to go down with that
So I watch what I do, the direction I...

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Here lies a watchmaker
He’s met an untimely end. 
The hands of time took their toll,
Though his achievements were quite minute, 
He was first to spring...

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Sky's all funky...dark and cloudy,
thunderstormin' weather brewin'.
Deep insidey, house all warmy - 
Coffee 'n cakes are what I'm doin'.

Don't be runnin' 'round outsidey,
Windy, rainy, get...

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Eva Brick a rather large Shot Put girl,
Has a mean outlook and an almighty hurl,
Don't get in her way
Cause you won't have a say,
She'll pick...

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She seems sweet and innocent,
But watch out,
Tara is a rat in reverse....

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Each footstep, thunders
Near by, sunning rocks, tremble
Neurotic turtles!...

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