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Watch What You Wear

Working at night is a challenge Still drowsy I grabbed some clothes Then rushed out to check the mail Still nowhere as fresh as a rose It made me mad when some guy stared But I decided to leave him unhurt When I got back, my wife laughed And was pointing at my shirt I looked down at what I put on A shirt of my wife was in view "I'm not a *****, I'm The *****," "And I'm Miss ***** to you!"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 6/30/2018 5:50:00 PM
Well, I got my shot of funny tonight!!!
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Pat Adams
Date: 7/2/2018 7:27:00 AM
Glad you liked it!!
Date: 6/30/2018 5:45:00 PM
Bravo, Pat. LOL
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Pat Adams
Date: 7/2/2018 7:25:00 AM
Thank you Line!!!............80)
Date: 6/30/2018 5:30:00 PM
Hello Pat Adam I got a chuckle from your poem. It made my day. Have a nice evening my friend.
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Pat Adams
Date: 7/2/2018 7:26:00 AM
My wife about busted a gut that's for sure.......80)

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