Watch What You Wear

Working at night is a challenge
Still drowsy I grabbed some clothes
Then rushed out to check the mail
Still nowhere as fresh as a rose

It made me mad when some guy stared
But I decided to leave him unhurt
When I got back, my wife laughed
And was pointing at my shirt

I looked down at what I put on
A shirt of my wife was in view
"I'm not a *****, I'm The *****,"
"And I'm Miss ***** to you!"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Wanter Avatar
June 30, 2018 at 5:50 PM
Well, I got my shot of funny tonight!!!
Adams Avatar
July 2, 2018 at 7:27 AM
Glad you liked it!!
Gauthier Avatar
June 30, 2018 at 5:45 PM
Bravo, Pat. LOL
Adams Avatar
July 2, 2018 at 7:25 AM
Thank you Line!!!............80)
De Beaulieu Avatar
June 30, 2018 at 5:30 PM
Hello Pat Adam I got a chuckle from your poem. It made my day. Have a nice evening my friend.
Adams Avatar
July 2, 2018 at 7:26 AM
My wife about busted a gut that's for sure.......80)
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