Watch Who You Neighbor

In our neighborhood, moved a hermetic man named Nit who was gross, unseemly, and unbearable, The neighbors sent me to see if I could muster up something about him that was care-able. I sat down on his blue flowered chair-able putting my feet on his hassock, which was quite terrible. After getting to know him, I suggested a shower, a shave, and a chin that was less hair-able. Then I helped him select some clean clothes that were handy, free, and quite wearable. I paraded him down the sidewalk to speak with the neighbors, in particular, a woman named Arable. They were both 29, never married, loved kittens, and began to think of each other as Marr-able. They now have two unkempt children, and seventy-four unspayed kittens which makes the neighborhood terrible.