Watch Those Cracks

Step on a crack break your mothers back
No way is she going to go down with that
So I watch what I do, the direction I move
To not hurt my mom with the steps that I choose

I even avoid the cracks that I see
Randomly placed, all taunting me
When lightening slides by, cracking the sky
I turn my back and quickly close both my eyes

Never dare do I stare when a plumber is near
At the massive crack looming from his derriere 
Never thought I would find nor realize 
There are so many cracks filling our lives

Now that I know I try and avoid 
So my dear sweet mother can grow healthy and old
I don't swing around to the bad side of town
Where crack in a bag can be easily found

Then in my carefulness I find that I slipped
Not watching where I placed my last careless step
I let out a gasp as I hear a loud crack
Knowing full well where that crack is at

Oh all the horror, oh all the shame
That I am the one to accept all the blame
What I feared all along went terribly wrong
Now all I've got to say is...Sorry Mom
Copyright © | Year Posted 2016

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Hoffman Avatar
October 30, 2016 at 10:19 PM
Lol! Very funny poem, especially the part about the plumber!:)
Sands Avatar
October 30, 2016 at 6:57 PM
Very creative Mike! :)
Hauser  Avatar
October 30, 2016 at 7:05 PM
Lol! Thanks!
Turner Avatar
October 30, 2016 at 11:07 AM
Nice one Mike. Glad you didn't mention the cracks in my personality. Lol As always love the humor:)
Hauser  Avatar
October 30, 2016 at 11:12 AM
Darn! I should have checked with you first! I could have thrown you in!
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