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I used to be rich

...I used to be rich
I had a big house with a big backyard
I spent all my money away like it was water
The little money I had left I gave it away
When it was gone I had lost my house, my job, and my...

Categories: washrooms, inspirational,
Form: Free verse

I used to be rich

...I used to be rich
I had a big house with a big backyard
I spent all my money away like it was water
The little money I had left I gave it away
When it was gone I had lost my house, my job, and my...

Categories: washrooms, inspirational,
Form: Free verse

Queue

...Queue, in my nation, is a customary circumstance, 
Women, each day, stand in queues for municipal water;
Young and old, before government ration stores, stand in trance,
Youths, with diplomas, sta...

Categories: washrooms, life,
Form: Sonnet

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Living On Mars

...Living on Mars will soon be common
Nothing exciting or unusual
Hope I'm still around to see the day
I'll probably run out of fuel

Living alongside those little green men
Can we deciphe...

Categories: washrooms, space,
Form: Rhyme

Big Ass Texas

...Everything's big in Texas it blows my mind
Even washrooms at gas stations we stand in line
Don't stand a chance
We pee in our pants
Just a wee dribble but an embarrassing swine...

Categories: washrooms, funny,
Form: Limerick

Brain Wash

...For the faults in bathrooms
Washrooms found solutions 
To begin in body wash 
Up from face wash
To mouth wash
To make cash
But brain wash
This does push things in rush
It’s in force but with ...

Categories: washrooms, absence, abuse, anti bullying,
Form: Blank verse

Things To Rant About

...When did a lie become an alternative truth?
Why are parking spaces so small?
Do subway riders even know deodorant exists?
Why do jaywalkers ignore red lights?
Why do kids never wash their...

Categories: washrooms, 8th grade, anger, anxiety,
Form: Verse

Lost Keys Eckos

...I arrived at gadgados 
today TD our receptionist
is on leave and i have to multitask
between HR and customer care desk

We did lose the keys to the washrooms
turns out the HR forgot and they en...

Categories: washrooms, humor, introspection, mystery, work,
Form: Narrative

Washed Away Bathrooms

...No cement,
No bricks,
No magician's poles,
Bathrooms,
Became-
Washrooms!...

Categories: washrooms, change,
Form: Imagism

Pet Peeves

...Here's some of my favourite pet peeves
Construction, potholes, and speed bumps
A bald person with a bad fitting hair piece
Or soup with unidentified lumps

Public washrooms that stink to high...

Categories: washrooms, funny,
Form: Quatrain

A.M.E.R.I.C.A

...blowjobs behind park washrooms.
family packs of porkchops.
fisherprice or mattel.
pornstars praising jesus.
99 cent lipstick in pink shimmer.
aluminum christmas trees.
$5 viles of heroine.
mad...

Categories: washrooms, life, people, social,
Form: Free verse