Animal Warning Poems

Easter Bunny Warning 

the Easter Bunny
had a warning
he was tired 
of being played the fool

tired of being associated
with low-life
fake Christians
proclaiming that Donald Trump

is the next...

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I love spending nights on the lake.
Once the oven-like sun disappears,
things get suddenly quiet, except for
the occasional hoot of an owl, crickets, frogs
and the soft...

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early gale winds howl
deer herd finds shelter in grass ~
mother earth warning...

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Winged fowl moved about as if familiar.
I've seen groups of them but never one alone.
This early April morning, I observed him; but he
ignored me as...

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This SoothSayer's Warning – July 24th, 2021

Dire prognostications 
(terrestrial inhabitants blithely heeded)
with contemporary age
fortune tellers foretell day of (w)reckoning,

sans total mortal kombat annihilation
when human (and...

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I wish I was a monkey
a-livin' in a tree
Where if I bit your fingers off
Nobody could blame me.

You shouldn't poke at monkeys
Unless you're a dummkopf
Who...

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Dear Robin, please leave
This is a tree of despair.
Do not seek to create a family there.
Its branches are that of sorrow adorned with leaves of...

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Dowager dragon taught many things;
Wizened by life experience;
Warns us to stop destroying
Everything upon earth
We cannot just leave
The planet like,
We have dreamed;
Ends come
Fast.
...

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ah, tis in regard to praise worthy of zee
sylph van halen wondrous sigh door house 
   where boot LIX phallic ruled thee, 
this...

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Dire prognostications 
(terrestrial inhabitants blithely heeded)
with contemporary age
fortune tellers foretell day of (w)reckoning,
sans total mortal kombat annihilation

when human (and many) other innocent species
(stalwart cockroach adept...

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This is a non-smoking area
Lizards keep out
Smoking is bad for your health
Long tongues and swerving bodies are not welcome
Cold blooded creatures beware
Strike matches elsewhere, (California...

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When Duke arrives,
don't be around...

No cat survives,
when Duke arrives.

Need all nine lives?
Don't make a sound!

When Duke arrives -
don't be around.

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God,
In His infinite wisdom said:*
“Let there be light” 
Then 
He went on to create this spectacular world
For us to delight!  
 
Man,
In his infinite...

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