Wair Poems - Poems about Wair

Hugh Jackman

...If Hugh jackman,s time as wolverine is thrue . 

Then maybe I can fynd him , sumthing else 2 du !

He could play a part in James d.hudnall,s Espers moovee ,

Or show . And if Tim minear would d...

Haunted Valley

...South of 80th.street & west of the Dan Ryan ,
Thairs a haunted valley , & I aynt living ! 

It looks like it used 2 B , a parking lot for trucks ! 
But now it's just a landing pad 4 ducks ! 

I...

Dark Side of the Moon

...On the dark side of the moon , wair the lezbeins liv ,
Thay doent hav much use for men , exsept 4 the sperm that thay giv .

But thairs a nue drug ! It mite start a man-less craze !
And the name ...

Linda Williams

...Linda Williams dates a Brit hooz a guy with super speed ! 

She tried 2 save her dad from terrorist , but she did not suckseed !

She knows a Jamaican cook hoo is immune 2 flame !

An evil Russ...

Chandler N Wilson

...Chandler n.wilson misses his girlfrend , hooz parents made her step away!

Chandler n.wilson wants a new girlfrend , sum one hoo will stay !

Loneley is a relative term . Lezbeins hoo want babeys...

I Like Girls

...I like girls with long strayt orange hair .

And girls hoo smile at , unnoen boys hoo stair .

I like girls with lite yellow skin ,

And girls hoo wish 2 go wair no man,s ever bin .

I like g...

Hat Wairers

...Hat wairers are people too . 

We deserve equal rites just like the females & 

The black fokes du ! 

We deserve Freedum frum the fashion fashists ! 

And the church-o-holix hoo wish 2 bash ...

Peace, Love and Pie

...Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes .

Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too !

But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thru...

The Dna-Gents

...Rainbow is a girl , with multi-colored hair. She makes people see things ,

That are not really thair ! Amber can float up intu the sky , win asked how she duz it,

She duz not know why ! Tank is...

Astro-Sitty

...The place wair I live , is called Astro-sitty ! And I sure can tell u that this place is 

Pritty ! This beautiful town is the place of my dreams .

And Moest of the kids here belong 2 the teams ...

Doug Moench,S Aztec Ace

...He protects the future, from the past .

But u better bring a doctor kwick ! 

Because that girl is bleeding fast !

Win bad gize attack the past ,

& the prezint and future change ,

Sum o...

:3003:

...In the year :3003: all doctor,s offices are now needul- free !

And thair are no more Jim- classes at skool . 

And even the pope sez that multipul mairrijjes are kool !

But you can't get mayo...

Raven Ramirez

...Raven Ramirez was take-ing dryving lessons from her dad ,

And I know that it duzzint sound  so very bad ,

But thay park thair cars under a very narrow deck ,

Wair we know , thair mite be a w...

Luner Coloney Rime

...IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney .

Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty .

Away from all the dirtey talkers like Richard Pryor .

& away from people hoo are addicted 2 t...

Planet of the Lezbeins

...Maybe we can write , a song together , about a planet of lezbeins ,

Hoo only wair leather . And thay only get praygnant , by artifishul inseminations ,

And thay give all thair male-children , s...

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