Wair Poems - Poems about Wair

...If Hugh jackman,s time as wolverine is thrue . Then maybe I can fynd him , sumthing else 2 du ! He could play a part in James d.hudnall,s Espers moovee , Or show . And if Tim minear would d......Read the rest...

...South of 80th.street & west of the Dan Ryan , Thairs a haunted valley , & I aynt living ! It looks like it used 2 B , a parking lot for trucks ! But now it's just a landing pad 4 ducks ! I......Read the rest...

...On the dark side of the moon , wair the lezbeins liv , Thay doent hav much use for men , exsept 4 the sperm that thay giv . But thairs a nue drug ! It mite start a man-less craze ! And the name ......Read the rest...

...Linda Williams dates a Brit hooz a guy with super speed ! She tried 2 save her dad from terrorist , but she did not suckseed ! She knows a Jamaican cook hoo is immune 2 flame ! An evil Russ......Read the rest...

...Chandler n.wilson misses his girlfrend , hooz parents made her step away! Chandler n.wilson wants a new girlfrend , sum one hoo will stay ! Loneley is a relative term . Lezbeins hoo want babeys......Read the rest...

...I like girls with long strayt orange hair . And girls hoo smile at , unnoen boys hoo stair . I like girls with lite yellow skin , And girls hoo wish 2 go wair no man,s ever bin . I like g......Read the rest...

...Hat wairers are people too . We deserve equal rites just like the females & The black fokes du ! We deserve Freedum frum the fashion fashists ! And the church-o-holix hoo wish 2 bash ......Read the rest...

...Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes . Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too ! But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thru......Read the rest...

...Rainbow is a girl , with multi-colored hair. She makes people see things , That are not really thair ! Amber can float up intu the sky , win asked how she duz it, She duz not know why ! Tank is......Read the rest...

...The place wair I live , is called Astro-sitty ! And I sure can tell u that this place is Pritty ! This beautiful town is the place of my dreams . And Moest of the kids here belong 2 the teams ......Read the rest...

...He protects the future, from the past . But u better bring a doctor kwick ! Because that girl is bleeding fast ! Win bad gize attack the past , & the prezint and future change , Sum o......Read the rest...

...In the year :3003: all doctor,s offices are now needul- free ! And thair are no more Jim- classes at skool . And even the pope sez that multipul mairrijjes are kool ! But you can't get mayo......Read the rest...

...Raven Ramirez was take-ing dryving lessons from her dad , And I know that it duzzint sound so very bad , But thay park thair cars under a very narrow deck , Wair we know , thair mite be a w......Read the rest...

...IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney . Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty . Away from all the dirtey talkers like Richard Pryor . & away from people hoo are addicted 2 t......Read the rest...

...Maybe we can write , a song together , about a planet of lezbeins , Hoo only wair leather . And thay only get praygnant , by artifishul inseminations , And thay give all thair male-children , s......Read the rest...