If Hugh jackman,s time as wolverine is thrue .
Then maybe I can fynd him , sumthing else 2 du !
He could play a part in James d.hudnall,s Espers moovee ,
Or show . And if Tim minear would direct it , lots of unemployed actors ,
Would have sum wair 2 go !
Hugh jackman could play that brit dude hoo has super speed !
Shay astar plays Linda Williams , she tried 2 save her dad from
Terrorist , but she did not suckseed !
Mario Lopez could play the American indian levatator
Hoo can give his frend a ride .
We could get that jap boy from the 100 2 play the kid
Hoo has lightning on his side !
Rebecca gay heart can play that south American reporter
Hoo has a force field & can Tellyport . Tommy from third rock
Can play Alan black hoo creates magic cards & can escape from
Any fort ! Josie Davis can play sky Channing , she can just touch things
And know just wair thay bin , but will these be enough super powers
2 let these sykicks win ? David Hubbard can play the Jamaican cook
Hoo is immune 2 flame . Jeffrey Donavan can play that Russian spy
Hoo fails at killing them & takes most of the blame !...
Categories:
wair, adventure, anxiety, blessing,
Form: Ballad
South of 80th.street & west of the Dan Ryan ,
Thairs a haunted valley , & I aynt living !
It looks like it used 2 B , a parking lot for trucks !
But now it's just a landing pad 4 ducks !
It's a nice place 4 piknix , x-sept 4 it being haunted ! Like macdonald,s is ,
A nice place 4 breckfast , x-sept that burgers R wunted !
Maybe we can bild an orbital eluhvaytor thair! & a barber shop 4 ball hedded girls
Hoo Badley need sum nair !
It's just south of the railroad tracks ! South of wair toys-R-us used 2 B ,
If sum wun wud put a dor in the fence ,west & south of thair .
P-pul cud git 2 the near by wite cassil easilly !
It's big Eenuff 2 play softball at. I cud hit home runs thair ,
Win I swing the bat . I wonder how much the leegoes cost ?
At the near by mall . & thairs a doenut stor ,
Wair I can by them all!...
Categories:
wair, chicago, crazy,
Form: Bio
On the dark side of the moon , wair the lezbeins liv ,
Thay doent hav much use for men , exsept 4 the sperm that thay giv .
But thairs a nue drug ! It mite start a man-less craze !
And the name of the drug is halseon daze!
It's a stairil drug, it can kill any jerm ! And the lezbeins luv it b-cuz ,
It's a replacement 4 sperm !
So win the sperm salesmen is trying 2 charge , mor than thay want 2 pay !
The lezbeins hoo bawt from him b-4 can scream ( no way !)
The lezbeins on the moon , hav 2 watch out 4 darkon,s evil teknoe men !
B-cuz the dark side of the moon , is wair , darkon has allways bin !
B-cuz the moon is a dead world , u can drill rite thrue !
So win p-pul say , ( woent u get burned near the middul ?
U can tell them , ( its coeld and blue ! ) ...
Categories:
wair, art, blue, fantasy, drug,
Form: Ballad
Linda Williams dates a Brit hooz a guy with super speed !
She tried 2 save her dad from terrorist , but she did not suckseed !
She knows a Jamaican cook hoo is immune 2 flame !
An evil Russian sykick , is the dude hoo is 2 blame !
A Japanese kid has lightning on his side !
An American Indian levator can give his frends a ride !
A south American reporter has a force feild & can tellyport !
Alan black has magic cards and can escape from any fort !
Skye Channing can touch things and know just wair thay bin !
But are these enough super powers 2 let these sykicks win ?...
Categories:
wair, books, change, character, corruption,
Form: Bio
Chandler n.wilson misses his girlfrend , hooz parents made her step away!
Chandler n.wilson wants a new girlfrend , sum one hoo will stay !
Loneley is a relative term . Lezbeins hoo want babeys are loneley if thay can't
Fynd any sperm ! Sum people doent like getting stuck with splinters !
Sum people doent like the Chicago winters !
Agenders are the feemales hoo have cut off all thair hair !
Sum of them wair lipstick ! But they doent use any nair !...
Categories:
wair, allegory, art,
Form: Bio
I like girls with long strayt orange hair .
And girls hoo smile at , unnoen boys hoo stair .
I like girls with lite yellow skin ,
And girls hoo wish 2 go wair no man,s ever bin .
I like girls with big round green eyes ,
And girls hoo wair jeans thick E-nuff ,
2 hide the bones in thair thize .
I like girls with nairroe nozes ,
Not ones as wide as fire hoses .
And I like girls with very thin lips ,
And girls hoo are 2 chicken 2 ,
Fly on planes or ships !...
Categories:
wair, muse,
Form: Light Verse
Hat wairers are people too .
We deserve equal rites just like the females &
The black fokes du !
We deserve Freedum frum the fashion fashists !
And the church-o-holix hoo wish 2 bash us !
Weed like 2 form a raynboe koelayshun !
Or maybe even an intyir hat wairers nayshun !
Weed rather wair hats then go 2 church ,
Weed rather wair hats then have lunch with lurch .
Even Jessie Jackson sumtimes wairs hats ,
So all u religious finnattix think about that !...
Categories:
wair, chicago, community, feelings,
Form: Bio
Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes .
Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too !
But if her parachute doent open, she wood be thrue !
She has a girlfrend called apokkullips ! She duz not cum frum Egypt ,
Or like stepping on the x-men,s space ships ! This girl duzzint have minny cloze !
And she duzzint have any pantyhose ! She just graduated frum hy skool !
But she duzzint have a swimming pool ! She likes jumping rope in a southern park !
Wair rednecks swing flayming mace balls in the dark , and her frends play with
Hoolah hoops , and thay all look like a bunch of goofs !her dad,s job is
Falling frum the sky ! Why thay pay him 4 this . Noe one noze why!...
Categories:
wair, america, father daughter, graduate,
Form: Bio
Rainbow is a girl , with multi-colored hair. She makes people see things ,
That are not really thair ! Amber can float up intu the sky , win asked how she duz it,
She duz not know why ! Tank is very big and strong , lucias krell will find sum one
New 4 him 2 fite B-4 very long . Sham can wair any face he wants , but he can never
Skair that white haired girl hoo luvs him . Lite-Ning cums frum the hands of surge ,
Even if he can,t find Luger the assassin hoo killed the girl he loved !...
Categories:
wair, children,
Form: Bio
The place wair I live , is called Astro-sitty ! And I sure can tell u that this place is
Pritty ! This beautiful town is the place of my dreams .
And Moest of the kids here belong 2 the teams !
In this beautiful town , are sum gize not of earth ,
And nun but thair parents , know the dates of thair birth !
The streets here are paved with gold ! And weather controle sattellites
Mean it's never cold ! We found all the munny from al Capone,s vaults !
And all our chocolate shakes have extra malts !...
Categories:
wair, beautiful,
Form: Ballad
He protects the future, from the past .
But u better bring a doctor kwick !
Because that girl is bleeding fast !
Win bad gize attack the past ,
& the prezint and future change ,
Sum one must put things back ,
Like it should be .
But , like In Time- loop cases ,
Everyone 4-gets wut just happend ,
Except 4 ayleins & time travelers .
Hide-ing extra time machines ,
In Aztec pyramids , well! Wair wood u hide them ?
Doug moench story's are allways better with
Paul galaxy art .ths isn,t as grate as
(6-from-Sirius) , but it's way better than
Air boy ! ...
Categories:
wair, caregiving, character,
Form: I do not know?
In the year :3003: all doctor,s offices are now needul- free !
And thair are no more Jim- classes at skool .
And even the pope sez that multipul mairrijjes are kool !
But you can't get mayo , because it mite give you mayo-rage !
And we are now living in the no mayo age !
Wair feelix the cat cartoons have bin colorized !
And the new breckfast fad is water melon pies !
And algebra class is now band from all skools !
And everyone,s houses now have swimming pools !
Categories:
wair, day, future,
Form: Lyric
Raven Ramirez was take-ing dryving lessons from her dad ,
And I know that it duzzint sound so very bad ,
But thay park thair cars under a very narrow deck ,
Wair we know , thair mite be a wreck !
Raven Ramirez is a very skinny thing ,
If she was a bird , she could easily take wing ,
Raven Ramirez has a very hungrey frend .
Sum of us fear that raven Ramirez,s frend,s hunger
Mite be the cause of raven Ramirez,s end !
Raven Ramirez and Megan could cosplay
Tennessee tukseedoe and chumley ,
Thay could du it well , thay mite not du it dumley !
Categories:
wair, best friend,
Form: Lyric
IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney .
Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty .
Away from all the dirtey talkers like Richard Pryor .
& away from people hoo are addicted 2 the kwyir !
People hoo cover thair burgers with cooked onions & mayohnaze ,
Are the kind of people , hoo are sureley mayo krazed !
These people use nouns as verbs ! And thay woent
Stops saying , all seven dirtey words !
So all us hetiroe sapein boys , invite all you orange haired girls
2 the moon , included are free tickets 4 the Tokyo orbital eluhvaytor ,
So you can see us soon !
Categories:
wair, fantasy,
Form: Limerick
Maybe we can write , a song together , about a planet of lezbeins ,
Hoo only wair leather . And thay only get praygnant , by artifishul inseminations ,
And thay give all thair male-children , sex change operations !
Now even thoe the planet of lezbeins is way out in space ,
The planet of lezbeins is still a very nice place !
That is , of course , until the day , win the sperm bank ran dry ,
Now it looks like the planet of lezbeins mite die .
On the planet of lezbeins , everyone lives 4-ever .
As long as thay stay virjins , thale be dieing never .
So thay decided 2 send sum astro lezbeins out in 2 space ,
2 send more sperm home , from sum other place . And
Now the planet if lezbeins , is safe again , Atleast until the next time ,
The sperm bank runs dry again. And then thale send more astro lezbeins
Out in 2 space , 2 bring more sperm home , from sum other place !...
Categories:
wair, fantasy,
Form: Lyric
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