Short Wair Poems

Chandler n.wilson misses his girlfrend , hooz parents made her step away!

Chandler n.wilson wants a new girlfrend , sum one hoo will stay !

Loneley is a relative term . Lezbeins hoo want babeys are loneley if thay can't 

Fynd any sperm ! Sum people doent like getting stuck with splinters !

Sum people doent like the Chicago winters !

Agenders are the feemales hoo have cut off all thair hair ! 

Sum of them wair lipstick ! But they doent use any nair !......

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Avril lavigne didn,t get any awards , win Nora jones got seven from sum 

Wackoe judging boards ! It makes it hard 4 avril , 2 let her colors show !

And after Blair witch two , wair did tristine skylar go ? 

Sum people say , she,s hanging out with Erica Kane ,

Ime so glad she didn,t take ride on Peter tomarken,s aero plane !

Peter tomarken crashed his plane ! Bob Collins crashed his plane too !

Robert kenneddy crashed his plane . But Darryl Hannah made it thrue !......

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In the year :3003: all doctor,s offices are now needul- free !

And thair are no more Jim- classes at skool . 

And even the pope sez that multipul mairrijjes are kool !

But you can't get mayo , because it mite give you mayo-rage !

And we are now living in the no mayo age !

Wair feelix the cat cartoons have bin colorized !

And the new breckfast fad is water melon pies !

And algebra class is now band from all skools !

And everyone,s houses now have swimming pools !...

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I like girls with long strayt orange hair .

And girls hoo smile at , unnoen boys hoo stair .

I like girls with lite yellow skin ,

And girls hoo wish 2 go wair no man,s ever bin .

I like girls with big round green eyes ,

And girls hoo wair jeans thick E-nuff ,

2 hide the bones in thair thize .

I like girls with nairroe nozes ,

Not ones as wide as fire hoses .

And I like girls with very thin lips ,

And girls hoo are 2 chicken 2 ,

Fly on planes or ships !......

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Hat wairers are people too . 

We deserve equal rites just like the females & 

The black fokes du ! 

We deserve Freedum frum the fashion fashists ! 

And the church-o-holix hoo wish 2 bash us ! 

Weed like 2 form a raynboe koelayshun !

Or maybe even an intyir hat wairers nayshun !

Weed rather wair hats then go 2 church ,

Weed rather wair hats then have lunch with lurch .

Even Jessie Jackson sumtimes wairs hats ,

So all u religious finnattix think about that !......

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