Short Wair Poems
Short Wair Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Wair by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Wair by length and keyword.
Chandler n.wilson misses his girlfrend , hooz parents made her step away!
Chandler n.wilson wants a new girlfrend , sum one hoo will stay !
Loneley is a relative term . Lezbeins hoo want babeys are loneley if thay can't
Fynd any sperm ! Sum people doent like getting stuck with splinters !
Sum people doent like the Chicago winters !
Agenders are the feemales hoo have cut off all thair hair !
Sum of them wair lipstick ! But they doent use any nair !...
Categories:
wair, allegory, art,
Form:
Bio
Avril lavigne didn,t get any awards , win Nora jones got seven from sum
Wackoe judging boards ! It makes it hard 4 avril , 2 let her colors show !
And after Blair witch two , wair did tristine skylar go ?
Sum people say , she,s hanging out with Erica Kane ,
Ime so glad she didn,t take ride on Peter tomarken,s aero plane !
Peter tomarken crashed his plane ! Bob Collins crashed his plane too !
Robert kenneddy crashed his plane . But Darryl Hannah made it thrue !...
Categories:
wair, celebrity,
Form:
Bio
In the year :3003: all doctor,s offices are now needul- free !
And thair are no more Jim- classes at skool .
And even the pope sez that multipul mairrijjes are kool !
But you can't get mayo , because it mite give you mayo-rage !
And we are now living in the no mayo age !
Wair feelix the cat cartoons have bin colorized !
And the new breckfast fad is water melon pies !
And algebra class is now band from all skools !
And everyone,s houses now have swimming pools !
Categories:
wair, day, future,
Form:
Lyric
I like girls with long strayt orange hair .
And girls hoo smile at , unnoen boys hoo stair .
I like girls with lite yellow skin ,
And girls hoo wish 2 go wair no man,s ever bin .
I like girls with big round green eyes ,
And girls hoo wair jeans thick E-nuff ,
2 hide the bones in thair thize .
I like girls with nairroe nozes ,
Not ones as wide as fire hoses .
And I like girls with very thin lips ,
And girls hoo are 2 chicken 2 ,
Fly on planes or ships !...
Categories:
wair, muse,
Form:
Light Verse
Hat wairers are people too .
We deserve equal rites just like the females &
The black fokes du !
We deserve Freedum frum the fashion fashists !
And the church-o-holix hoo wish 2 bash us !
Weed like 2 form a raynboe koelayshun !
Or maybe even an intyir hat wairers nayshun !
Weed rather wair hats then go 2 church ,
Weed rather wair hats then have lunch with lurch .
Even Jessie Jackson sumtimes wairs hats ,
So all u religious finnattix think about that !...
Categories:
wair, chicago, community, feelings,
Form:
Bio