Long Wair Poems

If Hugh jackman,s time as wolverine is thrue . 

Then maybe I can fynd him , sumthing else 2 du !

He could play a part in James d.hudnall,s Espers moovee ,

Or show . And if...

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Maybe we can write , a song together , about a planet of lezbeins ,

Hoo only wair leather . And thay only get praygnant , by artifishul inseminations ,

And thay give all thair male-children ,...

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My sister dresses me like a girl .she sez Ime as skwirley as a skwirl ! 

She uses a wheelchair sum times , because her legs are lame !

& if it roles down thoze stairs...

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South of 80th.street & west of the Dan Ryan ,
Thairs a haunted valley , & I aynt living ! 

It looks like it used 2 B , a parking lot for trucks ! 
But now...

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On the dark side of the moon , wair the lezbeins liv ,
Thay doent hav much use for men , exsept 4 the sperm that thay giv .

But thairs a nue drug ! It mite...

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Thair is this girl called : peace , love & pie . Her dad jumps out of aero planes .

Noeboddy noze why ! She wants 2 jump from aero planes too !

But if her parachute...

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Brooke shield,s dawter is a shef named cook!
Detective glass has a son named book! 

Quinn Cummings dawter is a girl named zinn ! 
Mike Nelson,s grandson wants 2 dive in Hudson,s bay ,
Wair no one...

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This luetinnant commander , of the data kind , seeks girl with Beverley crusher 
Like boddy & Deanna Troy like mind ! Plus leeta Alexander like hair and 
Patty yasutake like eyes and big barda...

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IDE like 2 live , in a luner coloney .

Wair all us aytheist hockey players can live in liberty .

Away from all the dirtey talkers like Richard Pryor .

& away from people hoo are addicted...

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Linda Williams dates a Brit hooz a guy with super speed ! 

She tried 2 save her dad from terrorist , but she did not suckseed !

She knows a Jamaican cook hoo is immune 2...

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He protects the future, from the past .

But u better bring a doctor kwick ! 

Because that girl is bleeding fast !

Win bad gize attack the past ,

& the prezint and future change ,

Sum one...

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Ime wondering about moe hunt,s  health .but allso about Howard Hughes wealth , & 

allso about  brainiac-5,s belt ! 

And win it snows in Chicago , win will it melt ?

The legion of...

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I was walking with a frend at nite . Beneath the trees , wair thair was no lite .
On soft wet ground , that sank , beneath our feet , we sunk in quicksand ,
That...

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Raven Ramirez was take-ing dryving lessons from her dad ,

And I know that it duzzint sound  so very bad ,

But thay park thair cars under a very narrow deck ,

Wair we know , thair...

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The place wair I live , is called Astro-sitty ! And I sure can tell u that this place is 

Pritty ! This beautiful town is the place of my dreams .

And Moest of the...

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Rainbow is a girl , with multi-colored hair. She makes people see things ,

That are not really thair ! Amber can float up intu the sky , win asked how she duz it,

She duz not...

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