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Vindaloo Poems - Poems about Vindaloo

Square Dance Patter Splatter - crude
...For yer supper, vindaloo, hop to the music doing a poo, toilets are crowded, yer tummy is mush, bang the doors and plead with 'em, 'Rush.' Drop yer pants and let it go, paper's all gone (but y......

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Categories: vindaloo, dance,
Form: Lyric
This Is My England - Food
...this is my England... fish and chips (with curry sauce) pizza, lasagne and, of course - Chicken Tikka Masala with poppadums, pickles or a beef vindaloo to open your ventricles. this is my ......

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Categories: vindaloo, culture, food, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member My Moment of Shame
...When I let one loose in the elevator It wasn't a squeak but more of a roar The night before I'd had a hot vindaloo My guts were churning and out one flew. Thankfully I was alone until floor......

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Categories: vindaloo, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Cowboy Shooters On Motor Scooters
...[Just a little note to help maintain the peace on Soup. To cause no animosity among our friendly group I myself am partial to some tasty asian food I hope you’ll see my tale as fun and ......

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Categories: vindaloo, humorous, native american, western,
Form: Rhyme
Wildlife 13
...Wildlife 13 An athletic young frog from Biarritz, Could swim just as fast as Mark Spitz, He would eat soup and stew, But not Vindaloo, For he found that it gave him the squits!!......

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Categories: vindaloo, animal, funny,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member The Avenue of Gastronomic Delight
...The Avenue of Gastronomic Delight Down the broad avenue called Gastronomic Delight City life gathers when twilight awakens; In eateries, drive-ins, greasy spoons and taverns – jumpin’ joints j......

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Categories: vindaloo, america, food, international,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Turkish Holiday Humour Or Turk Tatil Mizah
...TURK TATIL MIZAH FOREST GUMP Did you hear about old Forest Gump Went up to do a parachute jump Gave the rip cord a jerk Found out it didn't work Hit ......

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Categories: vindaloo, humor,
Form: Limerick
A Dizzy's Dizzy
...Sometimes Dizzy feels kinda yearning in his heart. It's okay for him. Men like Dizzy are well acquainted with yearning. Sitting in the kitchen, scratching the head, drinking, drowning one cigarette a......

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Categories: vindaloo, moon, night, poets,
Form: Haibun
Premium Member Fires Out
...Fire's Out Walking through the woods one day I met a dragon in dismay I didn't know that they could talk So thought I'd carry on my walk But as I passed I heard a hiss A voice that said I'l......

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Categories: vindaloo, fantasy,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Gustybot Melly - Not For Refined Folk
...This is the story of Gustybot Melly His really small nose and his very large belly He'd finished the biscuits, the cake and the jelly And munched all the crisps like the ones on the telly And w......

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Categories: vindaloo, marriage, sick,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hail Cheeser - For Cheese Contest
...Marmite, was somebody having a joke And hot vindaloo is a pig in a poke And serve me up soup that is runny and thin It’s soup down the sink and the tin in the bin I kinda like eggs gathered whe......

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Categories: vindaloo, food,
Form: Rhyme
Cheque Please
...Cheque please You are better than me, You are quicker than me, You are more intelligent than me, Or is it I? See? I am worse than you at everything that I do. I want a vindaloo, but it is ......

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Categories: vindaloo, books, life, me, poetry,
Form: I do not know?
Leap Off a Day
...Leap off a Day Leap off a day full of struggle and toil. Pleasure-power fuels freedom's few precious hours. Head for the cellar where solace is found. Shoulder a way through the jostling cro......

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Categories: vindaloo, drink, , cute,
Form: Dramatic Verse
The Errand Boy
...THE ERRAND BOY I'd love to wake up in an early morn Out just to witness the dew. Even in the sun,I'll prefer plucking a corn. Errandery,oh! It drives all joy away. Even in its minutae ,I'll r......

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Categories: vindaloo, art,
Form: Rhyme
Bad Manners
...Your stand with your hand on your hip I must presume, I will not get a tip Yes, the soup is cold I know But Gazpacho is meant to be so The reason the curry is not “hot” The four star Vindaloo i......

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Categories: vindaloo, endurance,
Form: Rhyme

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