The Hypocondriac

i dont feel well at all today i think ive got the flu the sweat is pouring out of me like ive had a vindaloo its minus three degrees outside the frost is on the ground but i am burning up and now my head is spinning round the pins and needles in my arm are shooting down my side and now im going dizzy like im on a fairground ride a crushing pain is in my chest my breathings getting slack i cant beleive i chose today to have a heart attack