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My Moment of Shame

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When I let one loose in the elevator It wasn't a squeak but more of a roar The night before I'd had a hot vindaloo My guts were churning and out one flew. Thankfully I was alone until floor three Then six girls got in and stood by me Guts churned again ; I tried to clench cheek The door then closed and boy did it reek. Written 1st August 2021. For When I Let One Loose In The Elevator Poetry Contest. Sponsored By Charles Messini.

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Valsa George

Date: 12/22/2021 9:02:00 PM

Ha.... ha so funny ! Glad, it was just a rumble and a roar... not a blast ! You ate vindaloo....!You are a limit Tom !

Tom Cunningham
Date: 12/23/2021 1:18:00 AM

Thank you very much Valsa, glad you enjoyed the humour. Enjoy your day ahead. Tom

Indiana Shaw

Date: 8/12/2021 8:20:00 PM

I'm shocked, Tom, that you could even manage to eat a Vindapoo, ha ha ha . . . ; )

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/13/2021 2:54:00 AM

Lol, I know my limits, I stick to Madras, they've created an even hotter curry than a Vindaloo called the Phall at a restaurant in Birmingham my old town. Tom

Sara Kendrick

Date: 8/12/2021 9:11:00 AM

Back with congrats. Way to go with this winner. Thanks for the visit to my page. Sara

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/12/2021 9:27:00 AM

Thank you very much for your return visit and congrats Sara. Tom

Anne E Sangster - K

Date: 8/10/2021 5:09:00 PM

Yikes that vindaloo did quite the job! Lol :-D Nice one Tom and congratulations on your win. Cheers Anne :-)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/11/2021 12:51:00 AM

Thank you very much Anne, nothing beats a hot vindaloo to get the stomach churning lol Tom

Paula Goldsmith

Date: 8/10/2021 9:28:00 AM

Congratulations on your win. What a cute write and picture. I could see/smell it happening. Have a blessed day with your win...............

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/11/2021 12:49:00 AM

Lol, pure fiction of course Paula, Hope you're well Tom

Delice Arleen Skelly

Date: 8/9/2021 10:40:00 PM

Dear Tom, at last I have found my way into reading contests poems. Having a read and smiling at the entries. Congratulations..Delice

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/10/2021 12:06:00 AM

Thank you very much Delice, for your congrats and return visit. It was certainly a fun contest. Tom

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/9/2021 4:56:00 PM

Back with my congratulations Tom, your poem is a cracker… Belle

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/10/2021 12:04:00 AM

Thank you very much for your congrats and return visit Belle,. Tom

Terry Flood

Date: 8/9/2021 4:49:00 PM

A quick revisit with my congrats, Tom, Terry

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/9/2021 11:57:00 PM

Thank you very much for your return visit and congrats Terry. Tom

Lindsay Laurie

Date: 8/9/2021 4:20:00 PM

Hello Tom ... you should have picked out one girl and continually frown at her. Throw the blame Tom - Lindsay

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/9/2021 11:52:00 PM

Lol, will remember that one Lindsay, Tom

Jan Allison

Date: 8/9/2021 3:09:00 PM

Dropping back with many congratulations on your win Tom:-) hugs Jan xx

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/9/2021 3:11:00 PM

Thank you very much Jan, some of the other entries were real stinkers I wonder though were they all fictional lol. Tom

Charles Messina

Date: 8/9/2021 7:28:00 AM

This is even funnier now that I am able to see the picture you incorporated. Thanks for the laughs, Tom. Congratulations on you win! Hope all is well. All the best, Charlie

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/9/2021 8:22:00 AM

Thank you very much Charlie also for hosting the contest, just reading the entries, some real stinkers lol. Enjoy the week ahead. Tom

Panagiota Romios

Date: 8/6/2021 10:06:00 AM

LoL, Tom. I don't know how I missed this one. Thank you for the chuckles Panagiota

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/6/2021 10:14:00 AM

Everyone's worst nightmare Pangie , Im lucky I have a cast iron stomach. Tom

Gershon Wolf

Date: 8/5/2021 9:56:00 PM

Loose as a caboose alright, Tom. What's worse? That loose? -- or Tight as a Kite?! Smiles, Gershon

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/6/2021 10:16:00 AM

Lol, thanks Gershon, anyone who is loose should carry a cork at all times. Tom

Jennifer Proxenos

Date: 8/4/2021 11:44:00 AM

Ha Ha Ha, no place to hide or escape to - it made an excellent entry for the contest though! Blessings my friend, Jennifer.

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/4/2021 12:12:00 PM

Thank you very much Jennifer, glad you enjoyed the humour. Tom

Beryl Edmonds

Date: 8/4/2021 8:44:00 AM

What a laugh you’ve given us Tom, when the elevator reeked did the ladies freak… Belle

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/4/2021 8:53:00 AM

Lol they sure did, if I was in that state I'd take the stairs and keep moving. Tom

Joanna Daniel

Date: 8/4/2021 1:45:00 AM

Ha ha, this was fun, Tom:)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/4/2021 1:55:00 AM

Thank you Jo, glad you enjoyed it. Tom

Heidi Sands

Date: 8/3/2021 7:47:00 PM

LOL Great one Tom. Funny. :)

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/4/2021 12:32:00 AM

Thank you very much Heidi, I'm pleased that you enjoyed it. Tom

Kim Rodrigues

Date: 8/3/2021 3:39:00 PM

Oh…those poor girls! Which one did you blame it on ;) LOL

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/3/2021 3:43:00 PM

The quiet one, I knew she wouldn't kick up a stink lol.

Sotto Poet

Date: 8/3/2021 12:42:00 PM

It is very nicely done, Tom! I hope the elevator didn't break because...lol, if it does, it would be terrible, haha. My best wishes with the contest

Tom Cunningham
Date: 8/3/2021 12:51:00 PM

Thank you Lasaad, im happy you enjoyed the humour, hope you're well. Tom