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Some Like It Hot

I devoured a really hot curry
Then I dashed to the loo in a hurry
I filled the loo bowl
With sheets of bog roll
Fiery vindaloo sure made me scurry!

Fictional write 

08~06~16

Copyright © Jan Allison | Year Posted 2016

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Jonathan Hopkins Date: 8/15/2016 11:30:00 AM CURRY IS A LITTLE HOT. JONATHAN HOPKINS HERE. CHECK OUT MY LASEST POST, ENTITLED SWEET LITTLE GUMDROP. Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/15/2016 11:32:00 AM Will do Jonathan:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler Date: 8/8/2016 4:04:00 PM Curry is not my cup of tea. I avoid it. LOL! Thanks for reading my work. Best to you as always. / M Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/10/2016 12:41:00 AM I enjoy a mild curry but definitely not one that would give me Delhi belly lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Chansarkar Date: 8/8/2016 8:33:00 AM LOL, ask for a medium spice next time:) Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/10/2016 12:41:00 AM I like them mild Sara lol:-) hugs jan xx

Vladislav Raven Date: 8/8/2016 5:36:00 AM Hi Jan, i thought you might know by now how the old vindaloo can affect you. Love it. I thought i would start of the day with a giggle so what better than one of Jan's limerick's i thought. Well i was not dissapointed at all. I like my curries mild. Anything above mild and i look like I'm having a flushing. White beard, red face, Santa's arrived wearly. Thanks for the laugh. This has to be a seven Jan. Hugs....Mike. XX Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/10/2016 12:40:00 AM LOL Mike I too love a mild curry especially a korma that way I avoid getting Delhi belly lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith Date: 8/7/2016 9:19:00 PM A little spicy Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/8/2016 2:18:00 AM Long as its not too hot to handle Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman Date: 8/7/2016 6:53:00 AM I don't like curry, but i do your poetry, Are you sure it is fictional? sounds a lot like i have heard of.....generally that is! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/7/2016 2:31:00 PM I tend to go for a mild Korma curry - no way would I go for a hot one I wouldn't like to suffer from Delhi Belly lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso Date: 8/6/2016 11:46:00 PM We all like it hot! Hot sells!!!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/7/2016 2:32:00 PM Lets hope poop poetry sells and I can get my book out one day lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless Date: 8/6/2016 10:18:00 PM it descended upon a faint breeze.............. consuming the air they must breathe........ when they feared it least......................... I’d unleashed the beast............................ standing upwind when I cut the cheese...... Jan, you do the "hurry, scurry, worry" dance so well..... Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/7/2016 2:33:00 PM Ha ha ha love your comment John:-) hugs jan xx

Andrea Dietrich Date: 8/6/2016 8:33:00 PM hahaha. Another toilet joke!! Login to Reply Jan Allison Date: 8/7/2016 2:33:00 PM I need to stop poop poetry Andrea but it just flows lol:-) hugs jan xx

Nette Onclaud Date: 8/6/2016 6:02:00 PM jan, a book on poo and loo will sell like hotcakes... you are heelarious,,mail soon with huggs Login to Reply Arthur Vaso Date: 8/6/2016 11:46:00 PM I think you meant PooCakes! LOL Jan Allison Date: 8/6/2016 6:06:00 PM lol Nette:-) Some would disagree I am sure lol:-) hugs Jan xx