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Some Like It Hot

I devoured a really hot curry
Then I dashed to the loo in a hurry
I filled the loo bowl
With sheets of bog roll
Fiery vindaloo sure made me scurry!

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08~06~16

foodhumorouslimerick

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Jonathan Hopkins

August 15, 2016 at 11:30 AM

CURRY IS A LITTLE HOT. JONATHAN HOPKINS HERE. CHECK OUT MY LASEST POST, ENTITLED SWEET LITTLE GUMDROP.

Jan Allison

August 15, 2016 at 11:32 AM

Will do Jonathan:-) hugs Jan xx

Maurice Rigoler

August 8, 2016 at 4:04 PM

Curry is not my cup of tea. I avoid it. LOL! Thanks for reading my work. Best to you as always. / M

Jan Allison

August 10, 2016 at 12:41 AM

I enjoy a mild curry but definitely not one that would give me Delhi belly lol:-) hugs jan xx

Sara Chansarkar

August 8, 2016 at 8:33 AM

LOL, ask for a medium spice next time:)

Jan Allison

August 10, 2016 at 12:41 AM

I like them mild Sara lol:-) hugs jan xx

Vladislav Raven

August 8, 2016 at 5:36 AM

Hi Jan, i thought you might know by now how the old vindaloo can affect you. Love it. I thought i would start of the day with a giggle so what better than one of Jan's limerick's i thought. Well i was not dissapointed at all. I like my curries mild. Anything above mild and i look like I'm having a flushing. White beard, red face, Santa's arrived wearly. Thanks for the laugh. This has to be a seven Jan. Hugs....Mike. XX

Jan Allison

August 10, 2016 at 12:40 AM

LOL Mike I too love a mild curry especially a korma that way I avoid getting Delhi belly lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Tim Smith

August 7, 2016 at 9:19 PM

A little spicy

Jan Allison

August 8, 2016 at 2:18 AM

Long as its not too hot to handle Tim:-) hugs Jan xx

Harry Horsman

August 7, 2016 at 6:53 AM

I don't like curry, but i do your poetry, Are you sure it is fictional? sounds a lot like i have heard of.....generally that is!

Jan Allison

August 7, 2016 at 2:31 PM

I tend to go for a mild Korma curry - no way would I go for a hot one I wouldn't like to suffer from Delhi Belly lol:-) hugs Jan xx

Arthur Vaso

August 6, 2016 at 11:46 PM

We all like it hot! Hot sells!!!!

Jan Allison

August 7, 2016 at 2:32 PM

Lets hope poop poetry sells and I can get my book out one day lol:-) hugs Jan xx

John Lawless

August 6, 2016 at 10:18 PM

it descended upon a faint breeze.............. consuming the air they must breathe........ when they feared it least......................... I’d unleashed the beast............................ standing upwind when I cut the cheese...... Jan, you do the "hurry, scurry, worry" dance so well.....

Jan Allison

August 7, 2016 at 2:33 PM

Ha ha ha love your comment John:-) hugs jan xx