Vibrator Poems - Poems about Vibrator

Wombstorm: A Herstory of Hysteria

...I. THE WANDERING

I was born with a life that bled—
a seafloor womb
dragging tides of fern
and marigold char

The priests brought saffron
and fear

crowning me with d...

The Planets

...Right, listen up, the moon is in its ascendancy, Saturn is aligned with Venus, the other planets will align at 09.53 and 1017am.

Wish I’d never bought you that astrology book now, you’ve finally l...

I know

...Okay I rolled my eyes when I saw you, 
Okay I ignored you in group settings,
Okay I never listened to your ideas,
Okay I made eyecontact but still didn't react, 
Okay I reached out my hand to sep...

Blood Pulsing Deletions

...Natural death licking aims
Now our bleach seasons heirs
And the pubis of public lore

Intrauterine spinning blue dream cream
Roils rushing a rock star’s semen searching 
For golden lands of rum...

Jan's Cock Has a Cocka Doodle Ring

...The cock wakes her up in the morning 
she loves his cocka doodle ring  
its longer then hubbies thing 
thicker then a piece of string 
Perhaps a vibrator that sings ?...

A Trilogy in The Tesla 3-6-9

...THE SUN, EARTH & MOON
(Alternative title: Sygyzy)
The sun is the past—
crucible of the
epigenetic light.
The earth’s the present—
inexorably
our arrogant might.
The moon’s the...

Dirty South 3rd Coast

...I asked the question, where ya bounce? 

My mami was lazy peepin on the new big tymer, cruizin' thru town 

She said he was crunk, like out of this world 

They were just poppin' the trunk and ...

Buckeye

...To celebrate Cinco de Maio
She set her vibrator on "Gyro"
It started to hum 
When in walked her mum
 Et voilà! The State of Ohio!...

The Ann Summers Alphabet

...A is for a**l
B is for balls
Share them or wear them
Tucked up in your smalls
C is for condoms 
Of all shapes and sizes
D is for dicks
Made of chocolate for prizes
E is for enlarging ********...

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...My boyfriend has informed me 
That I don’t know what irony is
Because I make bad jokes
That don’t make sense to anybody but me.
Sometimes, not even me.
He has informed me that my poetry
Is full...

Adult Content : Then I Do It

...This recently happened to me.
I didn’t recover very well from it. 
I just sat there
naked, 
embarrassed, 
while 
while my partner got dressed 
and walked out on me.

She was shaking ...

Limerick 2

...A beautiful lady from Kildare 
glued a vibrator to her rocking chair
The ladies from Inniskeen
Thought she was mean 
For being unwilling to share.

For the perfect limerick 2 contest
Sponsored by  An...

Go Girl Go Adults Only

...I took an aging friend out shopping the other day
There was an Anne Summers shop, a new one by the way
“Oh come on there’s underwear," she said, "they may have my size."
My answer was “No dear, I thi...

The Vibrator Vibrates

...THE VIBRATOR VIBRATES
THAT ‘S WHAT IT DOES
IT DOESN’T SUCK UP
NOR BLOW

BUT IT DOES HUM
IF YOU LISTEN INTENSELY
IT AWAKENS IN YOU 
STRAVINSKY’S FIREWORKS
IN 4/4*...

Who Is

...Who is 
Who is this twerp to lecture me,
That I shouldn’t suck my spaghetti,
Put up the seat for we we we,
When I go on vacation,

How dare he say I caint text too,
Unhygienic, on the jolly l...

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