Vibrator Poems - Poems about Vibrator

...Right, listen up, the moon is in its ascendancy, Saturn is aligned with Venus, the other planets will align at 09.53 and 1017am. Wish I’d never bought you that astrology book now, you’ve finally l......

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...Okay I rolled my eyes when I saw you, Okay I ignored you in group settings, Okay I never listened to your ideas, Okay I made eyecontact but still didn't react, Okay I reached out my hand to sep......

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...Natural death licking aims Now our bleach seasons heirs And the pubis of public lore Intrauterine spinning blue dream cream Roils rushing a rock star’s semen searching For golden lands of rum......

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...The cock wakes her up in the morning she loves his cocka doodle ring its longer then hubbies thing thicker then a piece of string Perhaps a vibrator that sings ?......

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...THE SUN, EARTH & MOON (Alternative title: Sygyzy) The sun is the past— crucible of the epigenetic light. The earth’s the present— inexorably our arrogant might. The moon’s the......

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...I asked the question, where ya bounce? My mami was lazy peepin on the new big tymer, cruizin' thru town She said he was crunk, like out of this world They were just poppin' the trunk and ......

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...To celebrate Cinco de Maio She set her vibrator on "Gyro" It started to hum When in walked her mum Et voilà! The State of Ohio!......

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...A is for a**l B is for balls Share them or wear them Tucked up in your smalls C is for condoms Of all shapes and sizes D is for dicks Made of chocolate for prizes E is for enlarging ********......

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...My boyfriend has informed me That I don’t know what irony is Because I make bad jokes That don’t make sense to anybody but me. Sometimes, not even me. He has informed me that my poetry Is full......

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...This recently happened to me. I didn’t recover very well from it. I just sat there naked, embarrassed, while while my partner got dressed and walked out on me. She was shaking ......

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...A beautiful lady from Kildare glued a vibrator to her rocking chair The ladies from Inniskeen Thought she was mean For being unwilling to share. For the perfect limerick 2 contest Sponsored by An......

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...I took an aging friend out shopping the other day There was an Anne Summers shop, a new one by the way “Oh come on there’s underwear," she said, "they may have my size." My answer was “No dear, I thi......

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...THE VIBRATOR VIBRATES THAT ‘S WHAT IT DOES IT DOESN’T SUCK UP NOR BLOW BUT IT DOES HUM IF YOU LISTEN INTENSELY IT AWAKENS IN YOU STRAVINSKY’S FIREWORKS IN 4/4*......

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...Who is Who is this twerp to lecture me, That I shouldn’t suck my spaghetti, Put up the seat for we we we, When I go on vacation, How dare he say I caint text too, Unhygienic, on the jolly l......

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...The Ordinary Man In the kitchen where I feed, greed for you, my only need Across the table, longing to be swept by your eyes Like the average guy you speak of long days Tired and weary, not ha......

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