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Limerick 2

A beautiful lady from Kildare 
glued a vibrator to her rocking chair
The ladies from Inniskeen
Thought she was mean 
For being unwilling to share.

For the perfect limerick 2 contest
Sponsored by  Andrea Dietrich.

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Poet Destroyer A

Date: 3/31/2014 10:34:00 PM

DARREN, NICE SEEING YOU ON ANDREA'S WINNING LIST... Congratulations!!! LUV*LINDA

Darren Watson
Date: 3/31/2014 10:40:00 PM

Thank you Linda , I think she's got a crush on me . lol

Kim Merryman

Date: 3/31/2014 5:54:00 PM

Oh my! Congrats on your win, Darren! Love, Kim

Darren Watson
Date: 3/31/2014 6:50:00 PM

Lol , Sorry Kim , I didn't mean to shock but most limericks I hear are much stronger and in Ireland , Positively filthy ,

Roy Jerden

Date: 3/30/2014 7:12:00 AM

Nice and baudy... Well done! Congratulations on your placement! Cheers, Roy

Darren Watson
Date: 3/30/2014 12:03:00 PM

Thank you Roy . I see Andrea as having a bawdy sense of humour , I'll hopefully do something about the meter next time , The woman is obsessed , lol

Dr.Ram Mehta

Date: 3/30/2014 6:15:00 AM

It's Sunday and happy to enjoy the fun and humor. Congrats on the win, darren

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 3/29/2014 9:55:00 PM

Gosh, this was SO good for humor, Darren. I was placing the top ones that had the best meter as well as humor. Otherwise, this would have been in the top three. congrats and thanks for supporting my contest.

Darren Watson
Date: 3/29/2014 10:07:00 PM

Thank you Andrea , delighted to enter the contest of someone I count as a friend , Can I enter my electricity meter next time , lol

Jan Allison

Date: 3/20/2014 7:55:00 PM

oh you are on roll tonight with naughty poems Darren - you cant pin your naughtiness on me for this classic lol Still giggling from the naked ramblers here Jan xx

Jan Allison
Date: 3/23/2014 4:15:00 PM

Well so pleased I live in the Isle of Man and NOT Kildare - I can't accept any responsibility for this write! Now to get back to my rocking chair lol. Jan xx

Darren Watson
Date: 3/23/2014 3:27:00 PM

Of course I can blame you , I used to be sweet and innocent until you got me into swinging, lol