Limerick 2

A beautiful lady from Kildare 
glued a vibrator to her rocking chair
The ladies from Inniskeen
Thought she was mean 
For being unwilling to share.

For the perfect limerick 2 contest
Sponsored by  Andrea Dietrich.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2014




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Date: 3/31/2014 10:34:00 PM
DARREN, NICE SEEING YOU ON ANDREA'S WINNING LIST... Congratulations!!! LUV*LINDA
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/31/2014 10:40:00 PM
Thank you Linda , I think she's got a crush on me . lol
Date: 3/31/2014 5:54:00 PM
Oh my! Congrats on your win, Darren! Love, Kim
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/31/2014 6:50:00 PM
Lol , Sorry Kim , I didn't mean to shock but most limericks I hear are much stronger and in Ireland , Positively filthy ,
Date: 3/30/2014 7:12:00 AM
Nice and baudy... Well done! Congratulations on your placement! Cheers, Roy
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/30/2014 12:03:00 PM
Thank you Roy . I see Andrea as having a bawdy sense of humour , I'll hopefully do something about the meter next time , The woman is obsessed , lol
Date: 3/30/2014 6:15:00 AM
It's Sunday and happy to enjoy the fun and humor. Congrats on the win, darren
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Date: 3/29/2014 9:55:00 PM
Gosh, this was SO good for humor, Darren. I was placing the top ones that had the best meter as well as humor. Otherwise, this would have been in the top three. congrats and thanks for supporting my contest.
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/29/2014 10:07:00 PM
Thank you Andrea , delighted to enter the contest of someone I count as a friend , Can I enter my electricity meter next time , lol
Date: 3/20/2014 7:55:00 PM
oh you are on roll tonight with naughty poems Darren - you cant pin your naughtiness on me for this classic lol Still giggling from the naked ramblers here Jan xx
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JAN ALLISON
Date: 3/23/2014 4:15:00 PM
Well so pleased I live in the Isle of Man and NOT Kildare - I can't accept any responsibility for this write! Now to get back to my rocking chair lol. Jan xx
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/23/2014 3:27:00 PM
Of course I can blame you , I used to be sweet and innocent until you got me into swinging, lol
Date: 3/20/2014 2:00:00 PM
I burst out laughing on this one Darren...Outstanding...Tim
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/23/2014 3:29:00 PM
Its original Tim , Most of the limericks I hear are a little crude and I know this is , I just have to hope it doesn't offend.
Date: 3/20/2014 12:33:00 PM
II glue my daughter to the rocking chair..every single night..Who knows what the future brings..lol; : ) Funny limerick
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DARREN WATSON
Date: 3/23/2014 3:32:00 PM
Thank you Charmaine , lol Its the format thing that gets me , I get it wrong all the time.