Darren Watson Poet Limerick

Limerick 2

A beautiful lady from Kildare 
glued a vibrator to her rocking chair
The ladies from Inniskeen
Thought she was mean 
For being unwilling to share.

For the perfect limerick 2 contest
Sponsored by  Andrea Dietrich.

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Poet Destroyer A March 31, 2014 at 10:34 PM DARREN, NICE SEEING YOU ON ANDREA'S WINNING LIST... Congratulations!!! LUV*LINDA Darren Watson March 31, 2014 at 10:40 PM Thank you Linda , I think she's got a crush on me . lol

Kim Merryman March 31, 2014 at 5:54 PM Oh my! Congrats on your win, Darren! Love, Kim Darren Watson March 31, 2014 at 6:50 PM Lol , Sorry Kim , I didn't mean to shock but most limericks I hear are much stronger and in Ireland , Positively filthy ,

Roy Jerden March 30, 2014 at 7:12 AM Nice and baudy... Well done! Congratulations on your placement! Cheers, Roy Darren Watson March 30, 2014 at 12:03 PM Thank you Roy . I see Andrea as having a bawdy sense of humour , I'll hopefully do something about the meter next time , The woman is obsessed , lol

Dr.Ram Mehta March 30, 2014 at 6:15 AM It's Sunday and happy to enjoy the fun and humor. Congrats on the win, darren

Andrea Dietrich March 29, 2014 at 9:55 PM Gosh, this was SO good for humor, Darren. I was placing the top ones that had the best meter as well as humor. Otherwise, this would have been in the top three. congrats and thanks for supporting my contest. Darren Watson March 29, 2014 at 10:07 PM Thank you Andrea , delighted to enter the contest of someone I count as a friend , Can I enter my electricity meter next time , lol

Jan Allison March 20, 2014 at 7:55 PM oh you are on roll tonight with naughty poems Darren - you cant pin your naughtiness on me for this classic lol Still giggling from the naked ramblers here Jan xx Jan Allison March 23, 2014 at 4:15 PM Well so pleased I live in the Isle of Man and NOT Kildare - I can't accept any responsibility for this write! Now to get back to my rocking chair lol. Jan xx Darren Watson March 23, 2014 at 3:27 PM Of course I can blame you , I used to be sweet and innocent until you got me into swinging, lol

Tim Smith March 20, 2014 at 2:00 PM I burst out laughing on this one Darren...Outstanding...Tim Darren Watson March 23, 2014 at 3:29 PM Its original Tim , Most of the limericks I hear are a little crude and I know this is , I just have to hope it doesn't offend.

Charmaine Chircop March 20, 2014 at 12:33 PM II glue my daughter to the rocking chair..every single night..Who knows what the future brings..lol; : ) Funny limerick Darren Watson March 23, 2014 at 3:32 PM Thank you Charmaine , lol Its the format thing that gets me , I get it wrong all the time.